Oh, come on now. Who among us can honestly say that he or she has never had sex with outdoor furniture?
Uh... That many? Oh. Never mind...
Oh, come on now. Who among us can honestly say that he or she has never had sex with outdoor furniture?
Uh... That many? Oh. Never mind...
I did not have sexual relations with that table - double bench folding metal frame.
Gee, if having sex with a metal picnic table was such a thrill, just image how jazzed up he will be in prison.
With his metal bed. And his metal table. And his metal toilet. And all those pretty, pretty metal bars.
You mean on outdoor furniture!!!!