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Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table
NBC10.com ^ | 3-28-08

Posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:03 PM PDT by kingattax

Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: perverts; picnic; sex
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For you, sir, that is a kNOT-hole!

I’m still not getting the technique. Layed it on its side and then layed himself against it? But that’s OK, I don’t need to know.

Transports it indoors for privacy, takes it out for an al fresco uh “picnic” ... cheaper than a girlfriend, I suppose, until he got caught with his pants down!


161 posted on 03/28/2008 10:51:36 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: lowbridge

*trying to shake beer out of keyboard*

Tough competition all around from clever FReepers - that’s the winner!


162 posted on 03/28/2008 11:05:18 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Your profile page is very funny.


163 posted on 03/28/2008 11:10:42 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: kingattax

who really cares if this man rubbed his man thing on a table.......I think of the two, the guy videotaping is the biggest pervert....


164 posted on 03/28/2008 11:36:40 PM PDT by cherry
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To: lowbridge
Tramp! I'll bet she's also invovled in furniture porn!
165 posted on 03/28/2008 11:39:19 PM PDT by jellybean (I brought the popcorn for the Battle of The Rinos - Proud Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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To: kingattax

Too bad - she’s holding up pretty well with, what - 16 inches or so?


166 posted on 03/28/2008 11:46:03 PM PDT by 21twelve (Don't wish for peace. Pray for Victory.)
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To: FormerACLUmember
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167 posted on 03/28/2008 11:58:54 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Vote for McCain but trust in the Lord)
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To: kingattax

"Was that wrong ? Should I not have done that?"
168 posted on 03/29/2008 2:22:19 AM PDT by Tainan (Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
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To: kingattax

kingatax - you are a funny guy!
but inreality I now, now understand why he did it

IT WAS CHERRY WOOD!


169 posted on 03/29/2008 2:41:29 AM PDT by TX_Italiano (I Know Why He Did IT !!!!!!!!)
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To: abner

I bet this thread and it’s lines become a Letterman segment next week.


170 posted on 03/29/2008 10:00:12 AM PDT by blackdog
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To: blackdog
It's less embarrassing to develop a case of food poisoning than it is to get VD.

171 posted on 03/29/2008 11:38:57 AM PDT by I see my hands (_8(|)
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To: kingattax

....But the table had a very nice set of legs....


172 posted on 03/29/2008 12:10:18 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (So long Myron. Call the Steelers games from heaven.)
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To: kingattax

WTF??????????????????????? This must be a case of tablephilia!


173 posted on 03/29/2008 12:36:02 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Bunnies=Sodomites)
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To: kingattax
Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

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"Mind your own business, chump!"

174 posted on 03/29/2008 1:07:23 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
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To: Nachum
Wood I, wood I

Hairlip! Hairlip!

(Hope someone remembers that joke!)

175 posted on 03/29/2008 4:43:15 PM PDT by bootless (Never Forget - And Never Again. And Always Act.)
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To: kingattax
Hopeful he used a condiment!!!!!
176 posted on 03/29/2008 4:45:56 PM PDT by GregB (I will crawl over broken glass to vote for FRed Thompson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: bootless
(Hope someone remembers that joke!)

its hard to forget a classic

177 posted on 03/29/2008 4:50:14 PM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: Billthedrill

You mean on outdoor furniture!!!!


178 posted on 03/29/2008 4:58:33 PM PDT by GregB (I will crawl over broken glass to vote for FRed Thompson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: kingattax

Those table knot holes can sure look pretty after a case of PBR and an 8-ball.


179 posted on 03/29/2008 5:41:16 PM PDT by toddlintown (On Obama's moral compass, "N" doesn't stand for "North.")
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To: devolve

180 posted on 03/29/2008 6:19:14 PM PDT by potlatch
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