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Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table
NBC10.com ^
| 3-28-08
Posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:03 PM PDT by kingattax
Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest
BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.
According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: perverts; picnic; sex
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For you, sir, that is a kNOT-hole!
I’m still not getting the technique. Layed it on its side and then layed himself against it? But that’s OK, I don’t need to know.
Transports it indoors for privacy, takes it out for an al fresco uh “picnic” ... cheaper than a girlfriend, I suppose, until he got caught with his pants down!
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posted on
03/28/2008 10:51:36 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
To: lowbridge
*trying to shake beer out of keyboard*
Tough competition all around from clever FReepers - that’s the winner!
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posted on
03/28/2008 11:05:18 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
To: Roscoe Karns
Your profile page is very funny.
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posted on
03/28/2008 11:10:42 PM PDT
by
LucyT
To: kingattax
who really cares if this man rubbed his man thing on a table.......I think of the two, the guy videotaping is the biggest pervert....
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posted on
03/28/2008 11:36:40 PM PDT
by
cherry
To: lowbridge
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posted on
03/28/2008 11:39:19 PM PDT
by
jellybean
(I brought the popcorn for the Battle of The Rinos - Proud Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
To: kingattax
Too bad - she’s holding up pretty well with, what - 16 inches or so?
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posted on
03/28/2008 11:46:03 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(Don't wish for peace. Pray for Victory.)
To: FormerACLUmember
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posted on
03/28/2008 11:58:54 PM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(Vote for McCain but trust in the Lord)
To: kingattax
"Was that wrong ? Should I not have done that?"
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posted on
03/29/2008 2:22:19 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
To: kingattax
kingatax - you are a funny guy!
but inreality I now, now understand why he did it
IT WAS CHERRY WOOD!
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posted on
03/29/2008 2:41:29 AM PDT
by
TX_Italiano
(I Know Why He Did IT !!!!!!!!)
To: abner
I bet this thread and it’s lines become a Letterman segment next week.
To: blackdog
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It's less embarrassing to develop a case of food poisoning than it is to get VD.
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To: kingattax
....But the table had a very nice set of legs....
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posted on
03/29/2008 12:10:18 PM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(So long Myron. Call the Steelers games from heaven.)
To: kingattax
WTF??????????????????????? This must be a case of tablephilia!
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posted on
03/29/2008 12:36:02 PM PDT
by
Ptarmigan
(Bunnies=Sodomites)
To: kingattax
Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex. 
"Mind your own business, chump!"
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posted on
03/29/2008 1:07:23 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
To: Nachum
Wood I, wood I Hairlip! Hairlip!
(Hope someone remembers that joke!)
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posted on
03/29/2008 4:43:15 PM PDT
by
bootless
(Never Forget - And Never Again. And Always Act.)
To: kingattax
Hopeful he used a condiment!!!!!
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posted on
03/29/2008 4:45:56 PM PDT
by
GregB
(I will crawl over broken glass to vote for FRed Thompson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: bootless
(Hope someone remembers that joke!)its hard to forget a classic
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posted on
03/29/2008 4:50:14 PM PDT
by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: Billthedrill
You mean on outdoor furniture!!!!
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posted on
03/29/2008 4:58:33 PM PDT
by
GregB
(I will crawl over broken glass to vote for FRed Thompson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: kingattax
Those table knot holes can sure look pretty after a case of PBR and an 8-ball.
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posted on
03/29/2008 5:41:16 PM PDT
by
toddlintown
(On Obama's moral compass, "N" doesn't stand for "North.")
To: devolve
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