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Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table
NBC10.com ^ | 3-28-08

Posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:03 PM PDT by kingattax

Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: perverts; picnic; sex
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1 posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:04 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

There must have been a sliver of hope that the table would love him back but alas it wood knot.


2 posted on 03/28/2008 3:10:42 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
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To: kingattax
Its the next grossest thing to having sex with a bicycle.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

3 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:02 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: kingattax

http://search.live.com/images/results.aspx?q=%22picnic+table%22&mkt=en-us&scope=&FORM=LIVSOP


4 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:24 PM PDT by fishtank (Fenced BORDERS, English LANGUAGE, Patriotic CULTURE: A good plan.)
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To: kingattax

Before long they’ll be fighting for his right to marry the table.


5 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:36 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (When you choose the lesser of two evils, you still have evil.)
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To: kingattax

His friends are all laughing at him becuase he picked the ugliest table in the park.


6 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:41 PM PDT by joebuck (Finitum non capax infinitum!)
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To: kingattax

Stay away from the potato salad.


7 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:45 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
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To: kingattax

What are those holes?

They’re knotholes.

Well then, if they’re not holes, what are they?

Knotholes.


8 posted on 03/28/2008 3:11:57 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great...(until it happens to YOU).)
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To: kingattax

Pictures of the picnic table?


9 posted on 03/28/2008 3:12:07 PM PDT by stevio (Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
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To: kingattax
I just don't think you can "have sex" with a pinic table...
Hopefully there were splinters involved.
10 posted on 03/28/2008 3:12:15 PM PDT by frankenMonkey (101st Airborne Army Dad)
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To: kingattax; Responsibility2nd; MarkMyWord; EveningStar; jdm

You wood know he’d be caught, too.


11 posted on 03/28/2008 3:12:28 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: kingattax

I remember once, in band camp....


12 posted on 03/28/2008 3:12:43 PM PDT by The Brush
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To: cripplecreek

THAT was a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


13 posted on 03/28/2008 3:12:45 PM PDT by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done more for this country than any of us will ever fully realize.)
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To: cripplecreek

Nice puns, but it was a metal table.

The world is stranger than fiction.


14 posted on 03/28/2008 3:13:16 PM PDT by Rocky
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To: kingattax

Since when is it a crime to have sex with a consenting picnic table?


15 posted on 03/28/2008 3:13:27 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: kingattax
He may face some minor legal difficulties over this, but he'll come out way ahead after considering the alternative.

Dating women, marriage, child support, alimony, kids thru college,..........

I'll take the table any day.

16 posted on 03/28/2008 3:13:29 PM PDT by blackdog
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To: kingattax

“Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.”

I’m sure the picnic table fought back hard.


17 posted on 03/28/2008 3:13:58 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: fishtank

Porn?


18 posted on 03/28/2008 3:14:08 PM PDT by OSHA (<---Typical white person.)
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To: goldstategop

No...there’s that British mechanic who dresses in lingerie and has sex with the tailpipes of SUVs.


19 posted on 03/28/2008 3:14:26 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: Migraine

Chair wants the floor! No, I table the motion!

(No one of normal tendencies can possibly make this stuff up!)


20 posted on 03/28/2008 3:14:32 PM PDT by elcid1970 (io)
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