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Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table
NBC10.com ^
| 3-28-08
Posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:03 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: Jay Redhawk
arthur needs to use the OJ defense : ‘if it don’t fit, you must acquit’
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:32:56 PM PDT
by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: D-fendr
Hey, you cant post that pic here! Shes not wearing a table cloth!
82
posted on
03/28/2008 3:33:41 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
("I can't wait to see what he stands for." - Susan Sarandon on her support of Barack Obama)
To: Jay Redhawk
The table is claiming it was nonconsensuel. They are awaiting the results of the rape kit.
Could be birch, or pine. Who knows?
83
posted on
03/28/2008 3:34:00 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: boxerblues
Some people frequent adult novelty shops, this guy frequents Ethan Allen.
84
posted on
03/28/2008 3:34:55 PM PDT
by
blackdog
To: indylindy
85
posted on
03/28/2008 3:35:11 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: kingattax
On second thought, don’t pass the potato salad.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:35:26 PM PDT
by
Argus
(Obama: All turban and no goats.)
To: NeoCaveman
87
posted on
03/28/2008 3:35:42 PM PDT
by
tioga
To: cripplecreek
88
posted on
03/28/2008 3:36:43 PM PDT
by
Rocky
To: Billthedrill
Gee, if having sex with a metal picnic table was such a thrill, just image how jazzed up he will be in prison.
With his metal bed. And his metal table. And his metal toilet. And all those pretty, pretty metal bars.
To: indylindy
If the picnic bench is jealous perhaps it will testify.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:37:31 PM PDT
by
Jay Redhawk
(multiculturalism equals surrender)
To: kingattax
Three DVDs?! Three DVDs-worth of video?
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:38:11 PM PDT
by
rabidralph
(Hillary is the MSM's Bimbo Eruption.)
To: maggief
ROTFLMBO! You know, He probably would have preferred that umbrella table. It has the obvious necessities.
It is erotic.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:38:16 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: indylindy
For the good of society they should have just left the guy alone. Now he'll get counseling by a state ordered psychologist idiot who will convince him to go have sex with women who can then charge him with rape.
Let the guy have the table.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:38:38 PM PDT
by
blackdog
To: kingattax
To: Jay Redhawk
“Will the defendant approach the bench......That’s close enough”
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:39:51 PM PDT
by
blackdog
To: blackdog
I’m sorry....I thought my begging for you to lie to me was clear. However, I now have 1 less meal to worry about getting to my girlish figure!
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:40:00 PM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
To: maggief
Hmmm.
Insert rod (20)
into hole (16)
YEEEHAAAAA!!!!
To: Jay Redhawk
The table is going to get Nifonged.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:41:02 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: indylindy
I needed the diagram ... now it makes sense. LOL
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:41:09 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: blackdog
I thought Ethan Allen had a tad more class than that!
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:41:13 PM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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