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Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table
NBC10.com ^
| 3-28-08
Posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:03 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: Drew68
If the table had a tablecloth, does that mean she’s of the Islamic faith? Mixed marriages never work.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:19:48 PM PDT
by
blackdog
To: Rocky
“Nice puns, but it was a metal table”
Well then it’s not a crime. We ALL know the “metals” never say no!!!
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:19:57 PM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
To: indylindy
I heard the table had really nice legs, but was a little on the flat side up top.
43
posted on
03/28/2008 3:20:01 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: kingattax
just when you think you've heard it all...just exactly what I was going to say!
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:20:17 PM PDT
by
lonestar
To: Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; najida; martin_fierro; Xenalyte
She wuz askin' for it... ;-)
45
posted on
03/28/2008 3:20:20 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Been there. Done that. But because of inflation, was unable to afford the t-shirt.)
To: cripplecreek
******There must have been a sliver of hope that the table would love him back but alas it wood knot>******
Better yet; one would hope that there would be sliver large enough to pierce his “manhood.” lmao
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:21:09 PM PDT
by
GOPologist
(GUN CONTROL: using both hands.)
To: kingattax
First, the guy raped by a wombat, now this? Must be the day to fly your freak flag high...
47
posted on
03/28/2008 3:21:21 PM PDT
by
thecabal
To: blackdog
“If the table had a tablecloth, does that mean she’s of the Islamic faith? “
I hope not...that’s a certain death for her!
48
posted on
03/28/2008 3:21:28 PM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
To: Joe 6-pack
Must have been why he was arrested. Poor taste! LOL;)
49
posted on
03/28/2008 3:21:41 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: kingattax
“Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex. “
Did he make it a nice dinner first?
50
posted on
03/28/2008 3:21:44 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
(There are bad people in the pistachio business.)
To: kingattax
Oh, come on now. Who among us can honestly say that he or she has never had sex with outdoor furniture?
Uh... That many? Oh. Never mind...
To: kingattax
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:22:14 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: kingattax
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
Thank God he didn’t take it across state lines.
How old was the table in question? If older than 18 there should be no problem. Now an adolescent lawn chair on the other hand....
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:22:32 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: kingattax
Once you go picnic table you never go back.
To: indylindy
I heard the table teased him with her lazy susan.
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:22:59 PM PDT
by
blackdog
To: ElkGroveDan
******Before long they’ll be fighting for his right to marry the table.******
Another form of “gay rights.”
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:23:12 PM PDT
by
GOPologist
(GUN CONTROL: using both hands.)
To: kingattax
There’s a woman in Sweden who reportedly has a thing for fences. These two should get together and create some sort of craftsman-sex manuel.
To: Billthedrill
I did not have sexual relations with that table - double bench folding metal frame.
To: blackdog
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:23:49 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: kingattax
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posted on
03/28/2008 3:24:17 PM PDT
by
VoiceOfBruck
(for a good time, call vobns.blogspot.com)
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