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Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat
FoxNews ^
| 27 March 2008
| News.com.au
Posted on 03/27/2008 11:09:39 AM PDT by batter
SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".
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Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
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KEYWORDS: alcohol; australia; drunkandstupid; newzealand; wombat
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To: batter
Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' . . . And hear I spent all that money on Rosetta Stone tapes.
To: batter
alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life
Classic case of date rape......Get the victim so drunk that they pass out then have your way with them.
Australian moms are constantly warning their kids about dating wombats, some just don't listen......
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:23:58 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(Congress needs to investigate the increasing disappearance of socks from washers)
To: batter
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:25:14 AM PDT
by
TenthAmendmentChampion
(Global warming is to Revelations as the theory of evolution is to Genesis.)
To: batter
Ahhh, they’re cute!! (But not THAT cute!!)
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:29:29 AM PDT
by
MissEdie
(On the Sixth Day God created Spurrier)
To: batter
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:30:21 AM PDT
by
mowowie
To: Billthedrill
His foot wasn’t the only thing that was big.
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:39:12 AM PDT
by
LottieDah
(Democrats and liberals never fail to disappoint.)
To: Billthedrill
His foot wasn’t the only thing that was big.
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posted on
03/27/2008 11:39:18 AM PDT
by
LottieDah
(Democrats and liberals never fail to disappoint.)
To: batter
Where is Mike Nifong when he’s really needed? He would’ve believed this guy, and the Wombat would’ve been facing 30 years in the can...
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posted on
03/27/2008 12:02:10 PM PDT
by
The Electrician
("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
To: TommyDale
This guy sound like he was on crack, or LSD.
To: batter
To prevent pregnancy did he take a morning after beer?
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posted on
03/27/2008 12:03:23 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(2 Thessalonians 3:10 “... He that will not work, neither should he eat.”)
To: theFIRMbss
He should have put some ice on it.....
To: batter
Luke Skywalker had a similar encounter with womp rats at a tender young age.
Although Luke seldom talked about the incident, his friends said he displayed a great deal of violence towards the beasts.
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posted on
03/27/2008 12:20:21 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: batter
I did look them up. Wiki says bear-like, 1 meter in length.
Must have been the powerful claws, that, combined with the alcohol, made sure the guy couldn't get away.
To: TommyDale
Whopper of a Story alert!
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posted on
03/27/2008 1:03:50 PM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
To: dragonblustar
Wombat not moonbat.
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posted on
03/27/2008 3:05:03 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(<---Typical white person.)
To: batter; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"You know you want it, man-muffin!"
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posted on
03/27/2008 3:42:00 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: batter
Sounds more like he ate a Kiwi kooky-berry.
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posted on
03/27/2008 4:21:09 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(U.S. Citizen since 1946: “Made in the USA, by proud American workers!")
To: batter
alcohol played a large role
Wombats use alcohol for purposes of seduction?
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posted on
03/27/2008 4:22:35 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: colorado tanker
An easier way to get to speak Australian would be drinking Fosters. Speaking a new language after these traumatic experiences is more common...though usually temporary...effect.
I know I growl & snarl when a dog humps my leg, but the effect wears off before too long.
In fact the time required to wear off is inversely proportional to how far the dog flies when I 'shake it off' with my foot.
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posted on
03/27/2008 4:31:26 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(U.S. Citizen since 1946: “Made in the USA, by proud American workers!")
To: dragonblustar
Headline:
Wombat claims he was raped by Hillery.
Now speaks in a grating whiney,shrill voice about nothing at all.
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posted on
03/27/2008 4:36:10 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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