YAHOO LOTTERY OFFICE Dear Winner...Your E-mail Account Has Won US$1,000,000.00 Dollars!!

self ^ | 24MAR08 | self

[bannie]

TODAY--IN MY E-MAIL--I found it!!!

"YAHOO LOTTERY OFFICE Dear Winner...Your E-mail Account Has Won US$1,000,000.00 Dollars!!"

And...if THAT weren't enough, I also found THIS e-mail in the very same load of...well, load:

"Target Promotion Group [BANNIE], Your $1,000 Target Gift Card has arrived - Confirm For Shipment!"

[bannie]

I thought you'd all like to be able to say that "you knew me when."

[KoRn]

lol!

[ml/nj]

Congrats on your great fortune!

ML/NJ

[AxelPaulsenJr]

You couldn’t have won, I got the same email.

[Lucky9teen]

The real question is, how much do you have to pay, to get your “prize”??

[Just another Joe]

We knew ye but little, when....... ;^)

[MediaMole]

Can I borrow five bucks for a cup of coffee?

[cmsgop]

Forward this to every Democrat you know

[Jeff Head]

Well, clearly since it is not from Nigeria or the European Union Lottery...it must be legit. [/sarcasm]

[50mm]

Lucky dog! All I ever got was the Nigerian exile who needs my help. Still waiting for him to send me my loot. I sent him his! What’s taking so long?;-)

[bannie]

Sure, I could have...all the government has to do is PRINT MORE MONEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!

[bannie]

Oh, the Nigerians love me too!!! They're always offering me amazing gifts and deals because I'm so beloved!!

I just don't have the heart to take advantage of their sweet, generous, innocent souls.

[bannie]

Heck, you can have a couple of thousand!!! I'll send it as soon as I get my check!

[50mm]

I’ll send you some of my “Nigerian exile” reward money, as soon as I get it.

[50mm]

Ooh! Forward that one to me. Fidelity Investments never promises that!

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Yeah, I guess so, just didn’t realize that Yahoo was the government.

[Oztrich Boy]

I have been notified by the British Finance Unit thar a huge sum of money has been credited to my account.

However I have to act quickly, as their Mr Peter Marriott has warned me that if I do not acknowledge quickly, the money will be retransferred to the United Nations. I certainly don't want them to get it.