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1 posted on 03/12/2008 8:06:17 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA
Read the headline, thought of my chili.
2 posted on 03/12/2008 8:07:27 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Pork, just bring the hot sauce!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

You can’t make this $hit up.


3 posted on 03/12/2008 8:07:52 AM PDT by Slicksadick (Go out on a limb........Its where the fruit is.)
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Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet

It just felt like that, cuz he REALLY had to pee.

4 posted on 03/12/2008 8:09:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Why isn't this in Breaking News????)
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Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple...

Did he squeeze the Charmin?

5 posted on 03/12/2008 8:09:42 AM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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ping


6 posted on 03/12/2008 8:11:45 AM PDT by windcliff
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Wow.


9 posted on 03/12/2008 8:12:26 AM PDT by forkinsocket
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I wonder, when he had to “go”, did he go down to the corner gas station ?
10 posted on 03/12/2008 8:13:02 AM PDT by stylin19a
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she was bound to it by “natural means.”

After 2 years the stalagmite and stalagtite must have connected.


11 posted on 03/12/2008 8:13:11 AM PDT by lakeman
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After his girlfriend sat on the toilet for two years, he late last month realized there was something wrong with his girlfriend?
12 posted on 03/12/2008 8:13:23 AM PDT by Sender (Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.)
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What a crappy thing to have happen, I hope they can wipe the slate clean. I’m bowled over by this story!

He later proposed and gave her a wax engagement ring.


13 posted on 03/12/2008 8:13:31 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow (For True Reform - Josiah / Hilkiah '08!)
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Well, I certainly am relieved to know Mr. Swifty finally realized there was a problem with his girlfriend after two years. I mean most people sit on their toliet for much longer.

Okay, seriously both these people have got to be mentally ill people. Next we’ll learn that the county was negligent.


15 posted on 03/12/2008 8:15:34 AM PDT by Obadiah
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2 years?

Most people would have become concerned if person were in their bathroom 2 hours.


17 posted on 03/12/2008 8:16:37 AM PDT by TomGuy
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The guy must have had a terrific magazine collection in the can....


18 posted on 03/12/2008 8:17:05 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Bill Clinton: HILLARY!'s other big ass)
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She was an invalid. He probably didn’t want to deal with diapers.


19 posted on 03/12/2008 8:17:27 AM PDT by Southerngl
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Someone get that woman some Ex-lax


20 posted on 03/12/2008 8:17:29 AM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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For the love of God......

NO PICS PLEASE!!!!

21 posted on 03/12/2008 8:18:45 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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No one had a square to spare.


22 posted on 03/12/2008 8:19:43 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside ( Ronald Reagan Would Back McCain - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1970504/posts)
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Not buyin it ah ah no way!

Was it a slow nooz day at the AP or what?


26 posted on 03/12/2008 8:33:57 AM PDT by Califreak (Hangin' with Hunter-under the bus "Dread and Circuses")
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I guess it’s better than being bound to the toilet seat by supernatural means, then they would have had to use an exorcist instead of medical personnel.


28 posted on 03/12/2008 8:39:08 AM PDT by stuartcr (Election year.....Who we gonna hate, in '08?)
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Best comment after the articel:

I just hope it wasn't a one toilet trailer (it just HAS to be a trailer)...two years is a long wait for the bathroom! That's one way of keeping your man from P-N on the toilet seat...gosh, I hope she flushed!

29 posted on 03/12/2008 8:40:46 AM PDT by Fundamentally Fair (Experience Change!)
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