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Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet
Associated Press ^
| 3/12/2008
| Associated Press
Posted on 03/12/2008 8:06:14 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
NESS CITY, Kan. | Law officers in western Kansas are investigating the bizarre case of a woman they say sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the boyfriend called his office late last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
The sheriff said the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by “natural means.”
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To: Red in Blue PA
Read the headline, thought of my chili.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:07:27 AM PDT
by
WakeUpAndVote
(Pork, just bring the hot sauce!)
To: Red in Blue PA
You can’t make this $hit up.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:07:52 AM PDT
by
Slicksadick
(Go out on a limb........Its where the fruit is.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toiletIt just felt like that, cuz he REALLY had to pee.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:09:07 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Why isn't this in Breaking News????)
To: Red in Blue PA
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple... Did he squeeze the Charmin?
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:09:42 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(11+7+15=3 Heismans)
To: stylecouncilor
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:11:45 AM PDT
by
windcliff
To: windcliff
“But the Cowboy’s a goner.”
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:12:14 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Lazamataz
"Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple"
NO WAY!
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:12:18 AM PDT
by
WakeUpAndVote
(Pork, just bring the hot sauce!)
To: Red in Blue PA
To: Red in Blue PA
I wonder, when he had to “go”, did he go down to the corner gas station ?
To: Red in Blue PA
she was bound to it by “natural means.”
After 2 years the stalagmite and stalagtite must have connected.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:13:11 AM PDT
by
lakeman
To: Red in Blue PA
After his girlfriend sat on the toilet for two years, he late last month realized there was something wrong with his girlfriend?
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:13:23 AM PDT
by
Sender
(Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.)
To: Red in Blue PA
What a crappy thing to have happen, I hope they can wipe the slate clean. I’m bowled over by this story!
He later proposed and gave her a wax engagement ring.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:13:31 AM PDT
by
ItsOurTimeNow
(For True Reform - Josiah / Hilkiah '08!)
To: Sender
Yeah. I’d say the two were meant for one another.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:14:38 AM PDT
by
Red in Blue PA
(Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
To: Red in Blue PA
Well, I certainly am relieved to know Mr. Swifty finally realized there was a problem with his girlfriend after two years. I mean most people sit on their toliet for much longer.
Okay, seriously both these people have got to be mentally ill people. Next we’ll learn that the county was negligent.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:15:34 AM PDT
by
Obadiah
To: ItsOurTimeNow
all those puns are real stinkers.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:15:34 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
(Let Freedom Ping List - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Join it.)
To: Red in Blue PA
2 years?
Most people would have become concerned if person were in their bathroom 2 hours.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:16:37 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: Red in Blue PA
The guy must have had a terrific magazine collection in the can....
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:17:05 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Bill Clinton: HILLARY!'s other big ass)
To: Red in Blue PA
She was an invalid. He probably didn’t want to deal with diapers.
To: Red in Blue PA
Someone get that woman some Ex-lax
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