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Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet
Associated Press ^
| 3/12/2008
| Associated Press
Posted on 03/12/2008 8:06:14 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
NESS CITY, Kan. | Law officers in western Kansas are investigating the bizarre case of a woman they say sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the boyfriend called his office late last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
The sheriff said the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by “natural means.”
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To: Red in Blue PA
For the love of God......
NO PICS PLEASE!!!!
To: Cagey; Larry Lucido; MotleyGirl70; Gamecock; Rb ver. 2.0; jdm
No one had a square to spare.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:19:43 AM PDT
by
Mr. Brightside
( Ronald Reagan Would Back McCain - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1970504/posts)
To: lakeman
I’m goin to another thread...
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:29:24 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Liberals: If the Truth would help them, they would use it.)
To: CJ Wolf
But I’m on a roll. ‘Tile the end of time - it’s in the can! Poor guy flushed away his chances of taking the plunge into matrimony.
Sincerely,
John
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:31:18 AM PDT
by
ItsOurTimeNow
(For True Reform - Josiah / Hilkiah '08!)
To: ItsOurTimeNow
She always told her boyfriend she was ‘stuck on poo.’
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:33:18 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
(Let Freedom Ping List - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Join it.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Not buyin it ah ah no way!
Was it a slow nooz day at the AP or what?
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:33:57 AM PDT
by
Califreak
(Hangin' with Hunter-under the bus "Dread and Circuses")
To: Califreak
Someone brought her some food!! You think they would have noticed something.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:35:32 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: Red in Blue PA
I guess it’s better than being bound to the toilet seat by supernatural means, then they would have had to use an exorcist instead of medical personnel.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:39:08 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
(Election year.....Who we gonna hate, in '08?)
To: Red in Blue PA
Best comment after the articel:
I just hope it wasn't a one toilet trailer (it just HAS to be a trailer)...two years is a long wait for the bathroom! That's one way of keeping your man from P-N on the toilet seat...gosh, I hope she flushed!
To: Red in Blue PA
Whipple said his office may charge the boyfriend with mistreatment of a dependent adult.Mr. Whipple HaHa. He is going to charge the boyfriend - what was the toilet paper not squeezable soft?
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:43:20 AM PDT
by
DaveyB
(Ignorance is part of the human condition - atheism makes it permanent!)
To: Red in Blue PA
I really have to see what these people look like.
Definitely sounds like a very mentally incompetent woman dating a slightly less mentally incompetent man. Somebody should have been looking in on them (family, community, state - in that order) before she physically became one with the toilet.
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posted on
03/12/2008 8:55:14 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: stylin19a
I wonder, when he had to “go”, did he go down to the corner gas station ? After two years it must have looked something like this...
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posted on
03/12/2008 9:06:49 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
To: ItsOurTimeNow
What a crappy thing to have happen, I hope they can wipe the slate clean. I’m bowled over by this story! He later proposed and gave her a wax engagement ring.
Wow. How long did it take you to come up with that? You must be pooped.
To: Mr. Brightside
That one was on Armed Forces Network last night.
I bought the entire DVD series for my wife but if it’s on the TV she’ll still watch.
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posted on
03/12/2008 9:53:15 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(One man's domestic is another man's import.)
To: Lazamataz
You forget the unwritten Amendment to the Constitution: males are allowed to have a slash outdoors as long as others may not see the act. Bonus points for ‘stages’ such as decks, balconies, porches, etc.
To: Red in Blue PA
This story is lacking in detail. Was there another bathroom in the house? What about food? Was it a traditional enameled wooden toilet seat or a more comfortable foam padded type? Is the toilet a water saver model? Was it flushed more than once in two years? Inquiring minds want to know.
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posted on
03/12/2008 9:53:45 AM PDT
by
6SJ7
To: WakeUpAndVote
To: Red in Blue PA
Holy Crap!
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posted on
03/12/2008 9:57:03 AM PDT
by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: Living Free in NH
He needed a lot of colon to mask the smell...
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posted on
03/12/2008 10:06:12 AM PDT
by
ItsOurTimeNow
(For True Reform - Josiah / Hilkiah '08!)
To: Sender
After his girlfriend sat on the toilet for two years, he late last month realized there was something wrong with his girlfriend? Yeah, I wondered about that one myself. He must be a slow thinker. ;-)
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