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'Creepy gnome' terrorises town
The Sun ^ | March 11, 2008 | VIRGINIA WHEELER

Posted on 03/11/2008 7:25:59 AM PDT by Sopater

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

(Video at link)

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

“I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital."


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How scary can a gnome be?
1 posted on 03/11/2008 7:25:59 AM PDT by Sopater
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To: Sopater
"The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk..."

Wondered where tommy daschle had gotten off to...
2 posted on 03/11/2008 7:27:47 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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To: Hegemony Cricket
Wondered where tommy daschle had gotten off to...

LOL! After watching the video, it looks like a hoax to me.

3 posted on 03/11/2008 7:30:24 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Sopater

Lol. How many guys are there and they’re all afraid of a dwarf in a pointed hat? Lol


4 posted on 03/11/2008 7:30:54 AM PDT by nuconvert (There are bad people in the pistachio business.)
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To: Sopater


Boo!
5 posted on 03/11/2008 7:32:02 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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bump


6 posted on 03/11/2008 7:34:18 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur (Save Fredericksburg. Support CVBT.)
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To: Sopater

I would think one well placed kick would negate the problem.


7 posted on 03/11/2008 7:35:54 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: 6ppc

yup, like a mechanical gnome or its the guy from CSI Maimi. He looks like a red headed gnome too.


8 posted on 03/11/2008 7:37:30 AM PDT by Holicheese (Beware your friendly air defenses!)
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To: MrB

Right you are. One good shoe to the gnomes a$$ and off he goes like a field goal.


9 posted on 03/11/2008 7:38:44 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (I don't care what you say. I'm not apathetic!)
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To: Holicheese
Don't call me a gnome but I am short and creepy like a gnome!
10 posted on 03/11/2008 7:41:51 AM PDT by Holicheese (Beware your friendly air defenses!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

/mark


11 posted on 03/11/2008 7:44:10 AM PDT by KoRn (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

12 posted on 03/11/2008 7:45:08 AM PDT by Sopater (A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left. ~ Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Sopater

Is it April 1st already? The video is of such poor quality, even for a cell phone, one has to wonder if it is a hoax. Why stop filming just as the ‘gnome’ appears?


13 posted on 03/11/2008 7:47:19 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: Sopater

Pretty scary...

L

14 posted on 03/11/2008 7:47:41 AM PDT by Lurker (Pimping my blog: http://lurkerslair-lurker.blogspot.com/)
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To: Holicheese

Are you thinking of SciFi’s Special Unit 2?


15 posted on 03/11/2008 7:48:23 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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Now that Gary Gygax is gone, we are no longer protected from the gnomes of the night. The end times are upon us.

Quick, someone roll up a paladin with a high constitution!


16 posted on 03/11/2008 7:49:06 AM PDT by TOWER
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
In before the Kucinich jokes!


17 posted on 03/11/2008 7:50:13 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Those who surrender personal liberty for lower global temperatures will receive neither."--weegee)
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To: Sopater
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18 posted on 03/11/2008 7:54:30 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Vote for McCain but trust in the Lord)
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To: MrB

I never watched that but wish I had.
That guy gave me the willies.


19 posted on 03/11/2008 8:03:10 AM PDT by Holicheese (Beware your friendly air defenses!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

20 posted on 03/11/2008 8:04:41 AM PDT by SShultz460 (If peace is the answer; it must be a stupid question.)
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