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Eliot Spitzer Joke Thread
Self | March 10, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/10/2008 6:03:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The Eliot Spitzer prostitution ring scandal is the PERFECT situation for jokes. I am sure there will be a plethora of such jokes. Therefore please post on this thread all Eliot Spitzer jokes that you hear. Let this be the Eliot Spitzer Joke Resource Center. Oh, and don't forget to post any such jokes made by comedians.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 9; bimboeruption; client69; client9; eliotspitzer; groan; jokes; spitzer; swallows
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To: PJ-Comix

I got in office in 2002,
Cause I’m progressive, and a liberal, too.
I sicked the state police on an enemy of mine,
He didn’t know that I was really Love Client Number Nine.

I took my office and I called a ho,
So she could do me like I did Grasso.
She held out her palm and I crossed it many times,
She said she would call me Love Client Number Nine.

She said she’d charge me extra and she wished me luck,
She said you’re the governor, you can run amok,
I may be base and low rent, but I’m not some upstate schmuck,
I dropped my pants, I smiled, I gave her four thousand bucks.

I didn’t care if I was wrong or right,
I started screwing everything in sight.
But when the F.B.I. put a wire on the line,
They put me on the news as Love Client Number Nine.

Love Client Number Nine . . .


121 posted on 03/11/2008 2:35:51 PM PDT by sig226 (Real power is not the ability to destroy an enemy. It is the willingness to do it.)
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To: doug from upland

Will make use of it, DFU...thanks.


122 posted on 03/11/2008 3:30:24 PM PDT by pookie18 (Of course I'm voting for the Republican nominee!)
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To: PJ-Comix
You can rearrange the letters in Eliot Spitzer's name to spell:

Toilet's Prize

Cheers!

123 posted on 03/11/2008 4:26:17 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: doug from upland

Hey Doug,

Do we have any photos of Kristen? It would be the mother of all ironies if she were an illegal alien (doin’ the jobs that American ho’s don’t do)


124 posted on 03/11/2008 5:14:56 PM PDT by CDB (Goebbels would be proud of the MSM's propaganda techniques. PT Barnum would be, too.)
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To: CDB

No photos anywhere yet.


125 posted on 03/11/2008 5:44:11 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

Thanks, Doug.


126 posted on 03/11/2008 5:49:21 PM PDT by CDB (Goebbels would be proud of the MSM's propaganda techniques. PT Barnum would be, too.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Check out NY Post (if this has already been posted, sorry — didn’t have time to check whole thread).

http://blogs.nypost.com/mb3/archives/2008/03/write_your_own.html


127 posted on 03/11/2008 6:06:37 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: doug from upland

That was great! Loved you video.


128 posted on 03/11/2008 6:24:36 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: doug from upland

"For natural male enhancement"

"For National Male Impeachment"

Cheers!

129 posted on 03/11/2008 7:56:07 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: doug from upland

"For natural male enhancement"

"For National Male Impeachment"

Cheers!

130 posted on 03/11/2008 7:56:20 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is funny:

http://www.slate.com/id/2186265/


131 posted on 03/11/2008 7:59:48 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: doug from upland

"For natural male enhancement"

"For National Male Impeachment"

Cheers!

132 posted on 03/11/2008 8:56:32 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: MoochPooch

If anyone is going to leave a post on this link, they post your name so where it asks for your name make one up.


133 posted on 03/12/2008 2:36:24 AM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix
Asked about the allegations, David Paterson said he didn't see anything amiss going on.

-Eric

134 posted on 03/12/2008 8:04:34 AM PDT by E Rocc (Resident smartass and Myspace Freepers group moderator.)
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To: doug from upland
Nice one.

----

Send treats to the troops...
Great because you did it!
www.AnySoldier.com

135 posted on 03/12/2008 1:53:30 PM PDT by JCG
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To: PJ-Comix
Photobucket

Bud Light presents:

"REAL MEN OF GENIUS"

...(Real men of genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Power Hungry Hypocrite Leftist Authoritarian

...(Mr. Power Hungry Hypocrite Leftist Authoritarian)

In your quest for higher political office and power you prosecuted everyone and ruined people in order to make a name for yourself...

...(You're an f'ing steamroller!)

Investment banks, research analysts, insurance companies, Native American tobacco retailers, $20 street hookers, jaywalkers, ticket scalpers, people who rip tags off mattresses, your mother

...(You're all going to jail)

The only person within a 500 mile radius you forgot to prosecute was yourself

...(Somebody convene a Grand Jury)

Other funny looking annoying rich men have to spend millions buying beautiful women condos, furs, BMW's, diamonds or proposing marriage in exchange for sex

...(where is the M3 convertible?)

You managed to get beautiful women by paying a miserly $80,000 for prostitutes over 10 years and risking criminal prosecution and public shame

...(Worth every penny)

Sure all pigs are created equal...but some pigs are more equal than others.

...(You're a special piece of pork!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh $5,500 per hour call girl Governor...because the only people who were screwed here were the tax paying citizens

...(Mr. Power Hungry Hypocrite Leftist Authoritarian)

Bud Light beer. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.


136 posted on 03/16/2008 4:28:07 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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