Satire!! SPITZER SAYS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW THOSE FISA WIRETAPS!! Vanity

Vanity | 3/10/2008 | milwguy

[milwguy]

Eliot Spitzer today decried the use of government wiretaps. According to Spitzer, the Bush Administration is using the FISA Law to entrap honest Governors like himself. "I told you this would happen if you let the Bush Administration tap people's phones". "They say they are looking for Al_Qaeda, but they are really targeting their political opponents under the guise of the war on terror" he said.

Spitzer further went on to criticize the government for preventing people from making a living. "Those ladies have bills to pay" he explained. "Some of them aren't as incredibly smart as I am, so they use whatever gifts the good Lord gave them" "To prevent them from earning the kind of money high powered legal minds such as myself earn is the real crime here"

[sappy]

I understand. I was only saying so because it was linking to a legit story posted on yahoo.

[R. Scott]

"Some of them aren't as incredibly smart as I am"

That says it all. He's more incredibly smart that us mere commoners. He said so himself.

[Brilliant]

Yeah, I was confused at first too.

[milwguy]

The Dems have always said the Governement should stay out of the bedroom, and this will only serve to make them think that even more. If the gov’t wasn’t in Eliots personal life, this would never have happened.

[Donald Rumsfeld Fan]

.. it's Bush's fault

[The_Republican]

[Red6]

LOL

OMG. Not only did he do this, now he’s being a weasel about it too.

[Red6]

LOL

That’s good, and so true.

[MastMan]

Looks like Hillary has lost another other SUPER-Delegate!

[Yo-Yo]

I suppose the next revelation will be that Spitzer paid to be bound and waterboarded.

[rmlew]

He did ask for unsafe sex.

[Grampa Dave]

There once was a Govn’r named Spitzer, Who couldn’t control his own spritzer. He used his account for Kristen to mount, Got caught and it’s too late to diss her.