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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Posted on 02/29/2008 5:00:01 AM PST by Lucky9teen



February 29th eh?

 

Why do we have Leap Day?

Observatory: Our solar year (the time required for Earth to travel once around the Sun) is 365.24219 days.

Our calendar year is either 365 days in non leap years or 366 days in leap years (Feb 29th inserted).

A leap year every 4 years gives us 365.25 days, sending our seasons off course and eventually in the wrong months.

To change .25 days to .24219, we need to skip a few leap days (Feb 29ths) .... century marks not divisible by 400. So with a few calculations tweek the calendar by skipping 3 of 4 century leap years to average out our calendar year to 365.2425, which is pretty darn close to the solar year 365.24219.

Here’s the history:
The Romans originally had a 355-day calendar. To keep up with the seasons, an extra 22 or 23-day month was inserted every second year. For reasons unknown, this extra month was only observed now and then. By Julius Caesar’s time, the seasons no longer occurred at the same calendar periods as history had shown. To correct this, Caesar eliminated the extra month and added one or two extra days to the end of various months (his month included, which was Quintilis, later renamed Julius we know it as July). This extended the calendar to 365 days. Also intended was an extra calendar day every fourth year (following the 28th day of Februarius). However, after Caesar’s death in 44 B.C., the calendars were written with an extra day every 3 years instead of every 4 until corrected in 8 A.D. So again, the calendar drifted away from the seasons. By 1582, Pope Gregory XIII recognized that Easter would eventually become closer and closer to Christmas. The calendar was reformed so that a leap day would occur in any year that is divisible by 4 but not divisible by 100 except when the year is divisible by 400. Thus 1600 and 2000, although century marks, have a Leap Day.

The calendar we use today, known as the Gregorian calendar, makes our year 365.2425 days only off from our solar year by .00031, which amounts to only one day’s error after 4,000 years.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: february29; leapyear; ofst; silliness
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I say they should make this an "Official" Holiday!!

1 posted on 02/29/2008 5:00:03 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Hey Lucky!!

In before the ping!


2 posted on 02/29/2008 5:03:15 AM PST by Shyla
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To: Lucky9teen

Holy cow, I’m in before the ping!


3 posted on 02/29/2008 5:05:23 AM PST by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...


The Official Friday Silliness Thread


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You Are a Comma
You are open minded and extremely optimistic.
You enjoy almost all facets of life. You can find the good in almost anything.

You keep yourself busy with tons of friends, activities, and interests.
You find it hard to turn down an opportunity, even if you are pressed for time.

Your friends find you fascinating, charming, and easy to talk to.
(But with so many competing interests, you friends do feel like you hardly have time for them.)

You excel in: Inspiring people

You get along best with: The Question Mark
What Punctuation Mark Are You?

4 posted on 02/29/2008 5:06:28 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?)
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To: Lucky9teen
It's Almost SPRING!

Statement as of 4:06 AM EST on February 29, 2008



... Heavy Snow Warning in effect from 3 am Saturday to midnight
EST Saturday night... 

The National Weather Service in gray has issued a Heavy Snow
Warning... which is in effect from 3 am Saturday to midnight EST
Saturday night. The Winter Storm Watch is no longer in effect. 

Snow will develop across the mid-coast of Maine after
midnight. The snow will continue through Saturday... heavy at
times... before tapering off to snow showers during the afternoon.
The snow could mix with or even change to rain during the day on
Saturday.

Total snow accumulations will range from 7 to 10 inches.

5 posted on 02/29/2008 5:12:13 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
You Are a Colon
You are very orderly and fact driven.
You aren't concerned much with theories or dreams... only what's true or untrue.

You are brilliant and incredibly learned. Anything you know is well researched.
You like to make lists and sort through things step by step. You aren't subject to whim or emotions.

Your friends see you as a constant source of knowledge and advice.
(But they are a little sick of you being right all of the time!)

You excel in: Leadership positions

You get along best with: The Semi-Colon
What Punctuation Mark Are You?

6 posted on 02/29/2008 5:12:50 AM PST by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Below 20?


7 posted on 02/29/2008 5:13:04 AM PST by CholeraJoe (Save the crab louse! Ban the brazilian!)
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To: CSM
Holy cow, I’m in before the ping!

So, why are you telling ME?

8 posted on 02/29/2008 5:14:28 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

That’s awesome! Thanks for the laugh.


9 posted on 02/29/2008 5:16:05 AM PST by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I was talking on the cell phone the other day and bumped a huge pickup truck in front of me.

The truck stopped and the driver's door opened and a to my surprise a little guy, a DWARF, actually got out of the truck.

While I am thinking, "How does a dwarf drive a big truck like that?

He walked back, looked at his rear bumper, shook his head and came to my car door.

Furious, he put his hands on his hips and yelled up at me, "I am NOT happy."

So, I said, "Well, then which one are you."

10 posted on 02/29/2008 5:18:03 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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To: Lucky9teen
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

11 posted on 02/29/2008 5:20:46 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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To: Lucky9teen
A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain.

A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that the man take one bolt from the remaining three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place until he could get to a service station.

The motorist thanked him profusely and said, "I don't know why you are in that place."

The patient said, "I'm in here for being crazy, not for being stupid."

12 posted on 02/29/2008 5:23:56 AM PST by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: Lucky9teen

13 posted on 02/29/2008 5:26:00 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Lucky9teen
There is a good Leap Year link at Bikini.com

Follow the Bikini Broad!

Leap Her!

14 posted on 02/29/2008 5:26:27 AM PST by Young Werther (Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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To: Lucky9teen
You Are An Exclamation Point
You are a bundle of... well, something.
You're often a bundle of joy, passion, or drama.

You're loud, brash, and outgoing. If you think it, you say it.
Definitely not the quiet type, you really don't keep a lot to yourself.

You're lively and inspiring. People love to be around your energy.
(But they do secretly worry that you'll spill their secrets without even realizing it.)

You excel in: Public speaking

You get along best with: the Dash
What Punctuation Mark Are You?

It always amazes me how close these things come.

15 posted on 02/29/2008 5:36:04 AM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
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To: Lucky9teen
You Are An Exclamation Point
You are a bundle of... well, something.
You're often a bundle of joy, passion, or drama.

You're loud, brash, and outgoing. If you think it, you say it.
Definitely not the quiet type, you really don't keep a lot to yourself.

You're lively and inspiring. People love to be around your energy.
(But they do secretly worry that you'll spill their secrets without even realizing it.)

You excel in: Public speaking

You get along best with: the Dash
What Punctuation Mark Are You?
Gotta run! :-)
16 posted on 02/29/2008 5:36:48 AM PST by StarCMC (http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/peoples-information-support-team/ -JOIN US!-We're PIST!)
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To: Lucky9teen
You Are a Question Mark
You seek knowledge and insight in every form possible. You love learning.
And while you know a lot, you don't act like a know it all. You're open to learning you're wrong.

You ask a lot of questions, collect a lot of data, and always dig deep to find out more.
You're naturally curious and inquisitive. You jump to ask a question when the opportunity arises.

Your friends see you as interesting, insightful, and thought provoking.
(But they're not always up for the intense inquisitions that you love!)

You excel in: Higher education

You get along best with: The Comma
What Punctuation Mark Are You?

17 posted on 02/29/2008 5:39:19 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: Lucky9teen

And Happy New Year’s Eve (per the old Gregorian calendar when February was the last month of the year). Can you tell I’m a colon? ;o)


18 posted on 02/29/2008 5:45:26 AM PST by caseinpoint (Don't get thickly involved in thin things.)
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To: Young Werther
We all get something extra on Leap Day!

19 posted on 02/29/2008 5:47:54 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
You Are a Colon
You are very orderly and fact driven.
You aren't concerned much with theories or dreams... only what's true or untrue.

You are brilliant and incredibly learned. Anything you know is well researched.
You like to make lists and sort through things step by step. You aren't subject to whim or emotions.

Your friends see you as a constant source of knowledge and advice.
(But they are a little sick of you being right all of the time!)

You excel in: Leadership positions

You get along best with: The Semi-Colon
What Punctuation Mark Are You?

20 posted on 02/29/2008 5:50:38 AM PST by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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