[Lucky9teen]

I say they should make this an "Official" Holiday!!

[Shyla]

Hey Lucky!!

In before the ping!

[CSM]

Holy cow, I’m in before the ping!

[Lucky9teen]

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The Official Friday Silliness Thread

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You Are a Comma

You are open minded and extremely optimistic.
You enjoy almost all facets of life. You can find the good in almost anything.

You keep yourself busy with tons of friends, activities, and interests.
You find it hard to turn down an opportunity, even if you are pressed for time.

Your friends find you fascinating, charming, and easy to talk to.
(But with so many competing interests, you friends do feel like you hardly have time for them.)

You excel in: Inspiring people

You get along best with: The Question Mark

What Punctuation Mark Are You?

[Izzy Dunne]

It's Almost SPRING!

Statement as of 4:06 AM EST on February 29, 2008



... Heavy Snow Warning in effect from 3 am Saturday to midnight
EST Saturday night... 

The National Weather Service in gray has issued a Heavy Snow
Warning... which is in effect from 3 am Saturday to midnight EST
Saturday night. The Winter Storm Watch is no longer in effect. 

Snow will develop across the mid-coast of Maine after
midnight. The snow will continue through Saturday... heavy at
times... before tapering off to snow showers during the afternoon.
The snow could mix with or even change to rain during the day on
Saturday.

Total snow accumulations will range from 7 to 10 inches.

[N. Theknow]

I was talking on the cell phone the other day and bumped a huge pickup truck in front of me.

The truck stopped and the driver's door opened and a to my surprise a little guy, a DWARF, actually got out of the truck.

While I am thinking, "How does a dwarf drive a big truck like that?

He walked back, looked at his rear bumper, shook his head and came to my car door.

Furious, he put his hands on his hips and yelled up at me, "I am NOT happy."

So, I said, "Well, then which one are you."

[N. Theknow]

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

[ErnBatavia]

A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain.

A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that the man take one bolt from the remaining three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place until he could get to a service station.

The motorist thanked him profusely and said, "I don't know why you are in that place."

The patient said, "I'm in here for being crazy, not for being stupid."

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[Young Werther]

There is a good Leap Year link at Bikini.com

Follow the Bikini Broad!

Leap Her!

[caseinpoint]

And Happy New Year’s Eve (per the old Gregorian calendar when February was the last month of the year). Can you tell I’m a colon? ;o)

[IronKros]

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness in a quiet American suburb.

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/page/1

[Deaf Smith]

bttt

[Tamar1973]

Megane Ichiba--fashion advise from a beagle

[Liberty Valance]

Happy Leap Year Day Everybody!

Today is also the last day for early voting here in Texas.
Vote like you mean it.

Was that silly?

[CountryBumpkin]

Leap Day is for celebrating the French!

[Squidpup]

Leap Cat loves Leap Day

[lilylangtree]

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

“Hello, hello!” she shouted. “Can anyone hear me? Hello!”

For a long while, there was no answer.

Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, “Hello! Is anyone down there?”

Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine.

“Vote for Hillary! Vote for Hillary!”

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself, and prayed, “Oh, thank you God! At least Dopey is still alive.”

[Sonora]

A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear?

The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.

Two days later she asks her father the same question.The father answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.

The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were developed from monkeys.

The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family while your father told you about his side...

[LantzALot]

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Kady what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took ride on a choo choo. "

She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big People' words."

She then asked little Zach what he had done .

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

[I love this]

Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said:

"Winnie the SH*T".

[Golden Gate]

  How about       "Palin for Pres!"

            - instead of   McC?

Republican governor of Alaska!   -> # 58