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To: Lucky9teen
A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain.

A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that the man take one bolt from the remaining three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place until he could get to a service station.

The motorist thanked him profusely and said, "I don't know why you are in that place."

The patient said, "I'm in here for being crazy, not for being stupid."

12 posted on 02/29/2008 5:23:56 AM PST by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: ErnBatavia
A man walked by an insane asylum and heard several people chanting "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

He went up to a hole in the fence and peeked in to see what was happening.

Someone inside poked him in the eye with a stick, and they started chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

21 posted on 02/29/2008 5:50:40 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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