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To: Lucky9teen
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Kady what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took ride on a choo choo. "

She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big People' words."

She then asked little Zach what he had done .

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

[I love this]

Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said:

"Winnie the SH*T".

71 posted on 02/29/2008 9:11:38 AM PST by LantzALot (I held out for a Conservative in 1992. What did it get me? Eight Years of Bill Clinton!)
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74 posted on 02/29/2008 9:36:32 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?)
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