The Dragonflies'Lair ~ Thread XLIX~

Poets of The Dragonflies' Lair | February 15, 2008 | Soaring Feather

[Soaring Feather]

My Dragon Fly and Me

If I could be a Dragon Fly
and wing my way through the sky
I would never be shy
just me and my Dragon Fly!

By moonlight we ride the wind
chase the comets tail for fun
by day we would hide from the sun
our fragile wings would come undone

On darkest nights we would use
fireflies as our guide
we would dip and we would glide
through the heavens open wide
and scatter diamonds in the night sky
my Dragon Fly and me...

And we would wing past our lovers
silent in the night...
to kiss their face in our flight
much to their surprise and delight
my Dragon Fly and me in sight...

Such a view do we share
away up here in the air
of breezes soft through our hair
my Dragon Fly and me a pair...

bentfeather©
2002

[SevenofNine]

Damn there is report off Tass news wire they think found charred body outside burn area of US Embassy in Serbia that was attack earlier today

[SevenofNine]

Tomkow there is report that Kitty cats are in shortage in Israel can IDF have Kitty cat to sniff out the Palenstien terrorists sneak into Gaza according to Jerserlum Post today

CAN THEY CAN THEY
IDF Have references

[SevenofNine]

OH LORDY 60 minutes claim that Karl Rove when he was Bush advisor want get dirty little secrets on Alabama governor according to operative who going be sentence for 5 years in prison for insider no no

[SevenofNine]

OHH Patiots fan there is report off ESPN there is anotherrrrr scandel involing your Patiorts of them cheating according to Beantown newspaper

Also another report off Xinura wire 44 people are missing in plane crash in Veneulaea yeah they are so dead

Also another report off BBC wire China is tick off with us right now over shooting of dead US satellite they think might be new armed race

[WayzataJOHNN]

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

“Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.”

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

[Soaring Feather]

Good morning everyone.


A couple of guys made from tape
hitching a ride -they're trying to escape
one pointing a finger in the direction to go
the other tape guy-well he doesn't know
his right hand from his left
sooooo, he go along for the ride
don'tcha just know!


It's snowing out now, trees are flocked in beautiful white.
A natural thing, yes it's all right!
I have no mountains to climb today
so I'll stay in and on my lovely, soft, warm couch,
and drift in and out of sleep
it's a wont for me today, to play and sleep
to dream of lofty dwellings made from clouds
and take a swing at daylight star gazin'
....and maybe sing out loud.

Soaring Feather

[Soaring Feather]

Thomas, what are those Skunks doing in the Lair??

Are they poetic or don't you care??
They have to learn to read and write
other wise they'll be shown the light.

[Soaring Feather]

Grey Citadel

I like this poem, nice.

[Soaring Feather]

Any idea what those figures are made of?

Yes, they are shaped out of tape, amazing, huh?

[Soaring Feather]

Perfect!

Love the graphic and the tiny poem. Thank You.

[tomkow6]

Good morning,

Ms Feather!

[tomkow6]

Afternoon, TT!

[tomkow6]

Afternoon, Allegra!

[tomkow6]

Good morning,

Fellow Lardites!!!

[tomkow6]

39 DAYS TO OPENING DAY

AND Allegra's HOMECOMING!!

 

39 DAYS TO OPENING DAY

AND Allegra's HOMECOMING!!

 

[tomkow6]

Love me, love my “kitty-katz”!

[tomkow6]

Wanna race???

[tomkow6]

Wanna race???

[tomkow6]

mine

[tomkow6]

mine