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Falling moose nearly takes out trooper
Anchorage Daily News ^ | February 12th, 2008 | By BETH BRAGG

Posted on 02/12/2008 9:03:27 AM PST by Species8472

We've seen the highway signs that warn of falling rocks, and we've seen the ones that warn of moose crossing. Now Howard Peterson of the Alaska State Troopers wonders if we need a new sign:

Watch for falling moose.

A swing-shift trooper based in Girdwood, Peterson was cruising the Seward Highway the night of Feb. 2 a couple miles north of McHugh Creek when something big and black fell from the sky, landing about 20 feet from his car.

"Falling rock!" he thought, ready to steer clear if it bounced onto the highway.

When the rock didn't roll or shatter, Peterson's brain came up with a crazy image:

"Falling moose?"

An adult moose, wandering rocky terrain more suitable to the Dall sheep that populate it, plunged to its death from the tall cliffs that hug a highway famous for its scenery and wildlife.

The animal landed on the side of the road just a few yards in front of Peterson, who figures it fell 150 feet, maybe farther. He snapped a couple of photos and called one of the charities that salvage road kill to tell them there was a moose available at Mile 113 .

(Excerpt) Read more at adn.com ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: cheese; moose
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Speaks for itself!
1 posted on 02/12/2008 9:03:30 AM PST by Species8472
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To: Species8472
Try to explain to your insurance company that a skydiving moose forgot his parachute and landed on your car...
2 posted on 02/12/2008 9:05:07 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Species8472

*YAWN*

A few months ago it was a falling cow...

now it’s a moose...


3 posted on 02/12/2008 9:05:42 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: thackney

I’m glad it missed my sister ...


4 posted on 02/12/2008 9:05:49 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

Ouch.


5 posted on 02/12/2008 9:07:18 AM PST by patton (cuiquam in sua arte credendum)
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To: Species8472

...but manages to bite his sister!


6 posted on 02/12/2008 9:08:02 AM PST by Free Vulcan (Don't think I can vote for you John, I'm feelin' like a maverick.)
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To: Species8472

7 posted on 02/12/2008 9:08:02 AM PST by null and void (President Hillary!™ Clinton? Time to invest in body bags. Again...)
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To: Species8472

“An adult moose . . . plunged to its death.”

Nothing to live for, so sad.


8 posted on 02/12/2008 9:09:53 AM PST by tumblindice (tough titty said the kitty)
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To: Species8472

It was pining for the fjords...


9 posted on 02/12/2008 9:11:46 AM PST by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff”—Ronald Reagan)
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To: Species8472

Say WHAT?!?!?!

10 posted on 02/12/2008 9:13:03 AM PST by abb (The Dinosaur Media: A One-Way Medium in a Two-Way World)
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To: Species8472
"But he always figured moose held steadfastly to the earth.

He knows better now.

"They can fly and they can land," he said. "Just not very well."


At least the Trooper got in a good line.
11 posted on 02/12/2008 9:13:39 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: Species8472
Drinking Coffee I liked the comment "They can fly and they can land. Just not very well."
12 posted on 02/12/2008 9:13:45 AM PST by HawaiianGecko
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To: Tennessee Nana

13 posted on 02/12/2008 9:14:13 AM PST by ARE SOLE (Agents Ramos and Campean are in prison at this very moment.. (A "Concerned Citizen".)
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To: Tennessee Nana

I remember that falling cow story. And a few seconds after it was posted, somebody posted a picture of real road sign warning of falling cows. Who knew?


14 posted on 02/12/2008 9:14:13 AM PST by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: Moonman62

Yeah

that one in # 13

LOL


15 posted on 02/12/2008 9:18:24 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: ARE SOLE

Thanks

I thought of that pic

LOL


16 posted on 02/12/2008 9:20:27 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: Species8472
Photobucket

Witnesses claimed to see this character flying away from the scene.

Upon arrest the suspect was heard to say:

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"I'm innocent I tell ya, innocent!"
17 posted on 02/12/2008 9:22:06 AM PST by spotbust1 (Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
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To: Species8472

The ones made of cheese don't try hang-gliding.

18 posted on 02/12/2008 9:27:30 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Species8472

19 posted on 02/12/2008 9:43:55 AM PST by CrimsonDynamo
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is one of those stories that his buddies simply won’t believe.


20 posted on 02/12/2008 10:15:24 AM PST by Kevmo (SURFRINAGWIASS : Shut Up RINOs. Free Republic is not a GOP Website. It’s a SOCON Site.)
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