Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 34

Today | Me

[derllak]

Awww, a manx, how cute! My ESP tells me she’s pondering what kind of barbecue sauce she’d smear you with....

[Darksheare]

She’s likely going to try and off my by tripping me.

[derllak]

Lol! My cat does that too! How can something so cute be so evil?

[Darksheare]

Easy.
They’re actually aliens form another dimension.
They suffer horrific overpopulation in their home dimension, so they came here instead.
Seeing something so horribly pathetic as humans, they set about conquering us.
After conquering us a couple hundred times, the novelty of it wore off.
So now they pretend to be cute and cuddly while making small attempts on our lives.

[derllak]

Lol! Interesting theory, Darks! Can’t wait for the book to come out! (I want mine autographed, please.) :)

[Darksheare]

Serious thunder coming into my area.
Don’t think the theory will make it into book form.

[catpuppy]

dominating conference

Thank you for noticing.

[Darlin']

"The next time your great SEC teams actually beat Michigan, then you might have something to say about your dominating conference, right? "

OK, precious :) Of course, a team first must play well enough to earn the priviledge of playing against an SEC team. ^.~

[Darlin']

"Linda killed a rattle snake over the weekend....... "

Good on her!

[Darlin']

talkin naughty in public. tsk, tsk, tsk

[Darksheare]

I misread that as “Dominatrix conference”
Hoo boy, I need more coffee.

[catpuppy]

a team first must play well enough to earn the privilege of playing against an SEC team.

You nailed it, Darlin'. Although the shark boy will puff and pout about "big" blue's ancient accomplishments, he knows the power of the SEC and is paralyzed by his anger and envy at the SEC's dominance of the BCS.

[catpuppy]

Such bitterness. And to think it all began with a shameful, whining plea for a "do-over" between two vastly overrated "big" 10 teams that had great press clippings but little else. If only boasts could tackle.

But back to the present. Seriously, Sharkey, which SEC team do you think will win the BCS Championship this year? It is a tough question indeed, there being so many fine SEC teams capable of winning it all. :>)

[Darksheare]

Speaking of which, anyone seen Gran?
*instantly worried*

[catpuppy]

Or being a fan of the winningest program ever

Congratulations. I suppose that when the only thing one has are distant memories of long ago glories, they become the substitute for present day achievements that exist only in the dreams and fantasies of a fragile and frostbitten mind. But sensing your grief, I offer the following

ODE TO "big" BLUE

So here's a toast to Fielding Yost and Mighty Michigan.
They used to win a lot of games but now they never can.*

*copyright 2009--catpuppy--and dedicated most humbly to Michigan's greatest fan, Lakeshark, whose total loyalty to a has been program must be inspiring to everyone who ever longs for the good old days of disco and leisure suits.