[catpuppy]

Or being a fan of the winningest program ever

Congratulations. I suppose that when the only thing one has are distant memories of long ago glories, they become the substitute for present day achievements that exist only in the dreams and fantasies of a fragile and frostbitten mind. But sensing your grief, I offer the following

ODE TO "big" BLUE

So here's a toast to Fielding Yost and Mighty Michigan.
They used to win a lot of games but now they never can.*

*copyright 2009--catpuppy--and dedicated most humbly to Michigan's greatest fan, Lakeshark, whose total loyalty to a has been program must be inspiring to everyone who ever longs for the good old days of disco and leisure suits.

[Lakeshark]

Well, at least I HAVE a program I root for. Trust me, crow feathers will fly out of your mouth daily as Michigan continually beats up on its hapless SEC opponents. I guess whupping poor Floriduh in 2008 is has been in your book, but their true fans still remember it with deep chagrin; it's so delightful reminding you of how depressing that was to you. You probably didn't even go to your early bird specials for at least 6 months....

:-)

Oh, how are those Georgia teams doing pup? Oh right, you only root for them if they win........and its been a looooong time since they have.......

Poor pup, 11-2 and it will only get worse in the years to come, so kindly remove those feathers from your mouth, they've been there way too long.............