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Oh, how are those Georgia teams doing pup? Oh right, you only root for them if they win........and its been a looooong time since they have.......
Poor pup, 11-2 and it will only get worse in the years to come, so kindly remove those feathers from your mouth, they've been there way too long.............
But you have my deepest sympathy. While I used to think that your delusions were symptoms of an illness unique to yourself, I now am convinced that the entire rust state is suffering from similar fantasies. As the article mentions, even your junior senator believes that "Global warming creates volatility. I feel it when I'm flying. The storms are more volatile. We are paying the price in more hurricanes and tornadoes."
You two should get together sometime and discuss other "truths" known only to citizens of the frozen state. It might prove to be good therapy ...