Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
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What Is Your Battle Cry? |
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Striding out of the terrain, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Pippin! And she gives a low roar: "In the name of malice, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!" |
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Find out! |
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What Is Your Battle Cry? |
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Striding amidst the hotel lobby, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Grannie9! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream: "Hail the blood-letting! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!" |
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Darks, you need to step away from that keyboard veeery slooowly........
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A small section of rolled up chainlink fence really hurts.
Translations from the Michigander Language: Hot--Anything above frostbite. Flat--Lacking mountains of dirty snow that pile up in Michigan for 9 months out of the year. Ugly--Not possessing the beautiful qualities of Michigan's rusting factories and rotting tenements. Bluehairs--Those smart enough to have followed the crowd to Florida. Early bird specials--Food that is fresh, properly cooked and absent the pollution that turns Michigan's fish into alien lifeforms. Etc. Etc.--Sound a Michigander makes when his tongue begins to thaw ... if it ever does.
Psst! Hey Darks....am I on the right thread? :P
Couple of questions for you....how bizzaro was your weekend and who is Saint Pegleg?
Your examples of Michigan sound sort of like......."since there were half a dozen boaters lost in the gulf this weekend, therefore the whole gulf region is always horribly unfit at all times for all boating".......
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Unfortunately, you are still stuck with the overwhelming all time reality of:
HOT: More than half of floriduh's wonderful weather makes people yearn to live in Baghdad.
FLAT: Floriduh, a place where the highest points are every overpass you drive on.
UGLY: One. Big. Mangrove. Swamp. One. Big. Retirement. Home. One. Big. Bingo. Parlor.
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I think the thread for mud and sticks is somewhere else..........
Oh, are you Saint Pegleg? I really wanna gnaw....:P
So you finally admit to be agnawing.......
Yes, Grampa, I am a gnaw it all with a pokey scepter....approach at your own risk. :P
What do you do with a polka scepter? Why direct the polka, of course..........
Heh....I dare you to try it, olod Lame guy! I’ve already turned Darks into a toad with my magic pokey stick. Now he spends his days dodging traffic. :P
Your lameness is a pretty good defense, Grampa! Almost makes me wanna bang my head on my keyboard.
Spoiled brat mascots need corporal punishment. Insofar as Darks goes, I thought you turned him into a gnome and sent cats after him........
Careful, knowing your highly developed coordination skills.......you might miss.........
Hehe....he was a gnome last week, but he was enjoying his punishment just a little too much, so now he’s a toad. A toad on the road....what could be worse? :P
Unghhh...give yourself a wedgie, Grampa!
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