Your examples of Michigan sound sort of like......."since there were half a dozen boaters lost in the gulf this weekend, therefore the whole gulf region is always horribly unfit at all times for all boating".......
:-)
Unfortunately, you are still stuck with the overwhelming all time reality of:
HOT: More than half of floriduh's wonderful weather makes people yearn to live in Baghdad.
FLAT: Floriduh, a place where the highest points are every overpass you drive on.
UGLY: One. Big. Mangrove. Swamp. One. Big. Retirement. Home. One. Big. Bingo. Parlor.
:-) :-) :-)
*Were it not for the "hot" in hot, flat and ugly, I would have thought that you were describing Michigan's wimmens. :>)