Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
I will concede that Michigan fans can prove their mathematical skills by being able to count this year’s victories (3) without having to remove their shoes and socks. This proficiency in math was exceeded only by that of Michigan’s Detroit Lions fans who could count their victories (0) without even using their fingers, most of which were lost to frostbite long ago.
Three wins and we're still better than the second best team you can send up.
As to the Lions.
I don't watch them, and never cared. They vewy bad.
That’s weird, there were only two of them when they got in on the first floor
2nd place in Derby #75: Cabin Fever, with 883 votes!
A bunny’s a critter that’s fuzzy and warm
And prone to some mischievous pranks
A bunny will get his friend drunk at the dorm
Then tag, with a Sharpie, his flanks
A bunny might wrap a commode in Saran
Then wait for somebody to spatter
His pants and his shoes and the floor of the can
With the erstwhile contents of his bladder
Bunnies are constantly goofing around
They’re like practical jokers from Hell
Their favorite is piling themselves in a mound
In the lift at a store or hotel
They’ll pile in the car ‘cause they think that it’s funny
Completely ignoring the notice
That says “Max Capacity: Seventeen Bunnies
Signed, yours officially, Otis”
LOL!
Love it!
It was WAY too cold most of the time to do anything outside. Dawn really got into doing the holidays this year. She just bought her house, has her fiance with her and was excited for Mom to come out, so anyway, she went all out with the Christmas cooking, etc. And I didn't help much by contributing my usual 20 dozen or so cookies. Seems like we did nothing but eat! I did get somewhat of a workout a couple of nights though. I was introduced to Contra dancing. Went out on christmas night and then went to a Contra ball on New Year's Eve. That was great fun, and very high energy dancing.
I got home around 5:30 yesterday morning, then took off again yesterday evening and just now got home and already I have to be back at work tomorrow. I am so not ready for it. It was great being with the kids for Christmas and New Year's though. We had a great time. I finally got to wear my dress from LAST year.
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Playboy just offered Sarah Palin $1 Million to pose nude in the January issue...
Michelle Obama got the same offer...
...from National Geographic.
10. Wascally Wabbit 2008 Darwin Award Nominee Unconfirmed by Darwin
Snowmobiles and alcohol are a dangerous mix. Then came the rabbit.
After a day spent partying and racing snowmobiles in the wilderness, a group of snowmobilers were headed back to their cabin, when up popped a jackrabbit! They gave chase. Several collisions were narrowly averted, and so all the snowmobiles backed off... except one.
This snowmobiler kept his eye on the quarry and rapidly closed in. The rabbit darted aside to save itself. The snowmobiler closed in again. The rabbit ran toward the road, where there was less snow. Trying to ram his rabbit before it crossed the road, the man accelerated to Mach 1.
But the rabbit had other ideas. It darted into the culvert beneath the road. Witnesses stated that the snowmobiler never even braked. There was a metallic crunch as the accelerating vehicle rammed into the culvert, followed by a blast that shattered the snowmobile into a thousand bits.
This brand of snowmobile had a fuel tank mounted in front. The culvert admitted the tip of the snowmobile, then cut into the cowling, spilling fuel over the hot engine. The body of the snowmobiler was blown twenty feet back into the field.
The rabbit’s whereabouts was unknown.
It must have been Schieße the bunny.
Could be. I haven’t seen the little s in a while...
Great, you mean that Schieße the demon bunny is loose, out there.. somewhere?
Exactly.
Or not.
That’s insidious!
That’s my Scheiße bunny...
Likely sittig somewhere waiting and watching for the right time to strike.
I seem to have killed the thread.
what? Not even for a week.
Since the 9th.
We’ve resurrected it.
Poor sharky. I'm guessin he must have turned into an icicle days ago.
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