That’s weird, there were only two of them when they got in on the first floor
2nd place in Derby #75: Cabin Fever, with 883 votes!
A bunny’s a critter that’s fuzzy and warm
And prone to some mischievous pranks
A bunny will get his friend drunk at the dorm
Then tag, with a Sharpie, his flanks
A bunny might wrap a commode in Saran
Then wait for somebody to spatter
His pants and his shoes and the floor of the can
With the erstwhile contents of his bladder
Bunnies are constantly goofing around
They’re like practical jokers from Hell
Their favorite is piling themselves in a mound
In the lift at a store or hotel
They’ll pile in the car ‘cause they think that it’s funny
Completely ignoring the notice
That says “Max Capacity: Seventeen Bunnies
Signed, yours officially, Otis”