I will concede that Michigan fans can prove their mathematical skills by being able to count this year’s victories (3) without having to remove their shoes and socks. This proficiency in math was exceeded only by that of Michigan’s Detroit Lions fans who could count their victories (0) without even using their fingers, most of which were lost to frostbite long ago.
Three wins and we're still better than the second best team you can send up.
As to the Lions.
I don't watch them, and never cared. They vewy bad.