Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
We stayed in contact with the warden. He said you were doing well, considering the length of your sentence.
LOL!
Did he mention that I’m not allowed to have metal spoons?
Because.. well, I have an American Airlines stainless steel spoon.
Came in handy, I’m outside.
Since you seem to know a lot about them, round them up and send them on down here. We'll teach them how to build cars that sell for less than they cost to build ... and that don't fall apart after a year or two.
Michigan: ancient term used to describe various circumstances, the more common of which are "do-over" or "bailout" or "good grief it's so cold my knees just fell off!".
No. Strangely, his replies ceased not long after you entered the facility. No one seems willing to talk about it.
There’s been odd power glitches.
Dunno why.
Metal spoon? Power glitches? Disappearing warden? It all adds up!
“Fava beans”
I have nothing to do with disappearing wardens in the warrens.
The power glitches began the moment I stepped through the front door, yet I haven’t touched anything.
Much.
WAIT! That's what happens in Michigan. Keep the blue hairs there. They're already trained.
So you say. Inquiries are being made ...
Inquisitize away, I fear notting.
Or is that netting?
At any rate, I’m going for a stroll.
;-)
Since you seem to know a lot about them, round them up and send them on down here.
I hate to remind you, but most, if not all of them are down there already.....along with the rest of them from over the fuited plains and mountains majesty.
Nully was right, you are truly the "young" prize of all those cougars....aka bluehairs.......you have a really fine future ahead of you in that bingo bonanza flat, ugly world down there......
It is comforting you have the SEC championship game to revel in.
:-)
Therefore, instead of sending the $25 billion and more the Michigan Midgets demand, we are sending 25 million bluehairs who are among the millions of Michiganders who were smart enough to flee the state before its collapse.
You're welcome.
More bluehairs than ever will be assigned to Floriduh, as Obambi strives to keep his promises to that demographic that helped elect him. I trust your services will continue to be valuable, knowing that they need a positive fairy tale story input from the daily reality of hot, flat, and ugly.......
Your beach patrols will be majorly enhanced as a result of the increase of silver cougars.
“Sandmonster spotted 11 o’clock! Avert eyes now or have your mind scarred forever.”
And with that, poor officer Farley turned and saw the most hideous sight of two extremely pasty new england liberal geezers going at it in the sand.
Visiting hours at the ward are between 8 and 10, flowers are welcome.
Sigh.... I’ve been avoiding the news, print or electronic, and most online forums since Black Tuesday (pun unintentional... no, really) Its just too sickening. However, thanks to the mute button, I’ve learned that you can be spared the slobbering, oozing Obama Adoration coverage after the first couple of stories. Trouble is, even with the mute button you still can’t avoid seeing his ugly face.
"If you tend to give gift cards around the holidays, you need to be careful that the cards will not be honored after the holidays.Stores that are planning to close after Christmas are still selling the cards through the holidays even though the cards will be worthless January 1. There is no law preventing them from doing this. On the contrary, it is referred to as 'Bankruptcy Planning).
Below is a partial list of stores that you need to be cautious about. Circuit City (filed Chapter 11)
Ann Taylor 117 stores nationwide closing
Lane Bryant, Fashion Bug ,and Catherine's to close 150 stores nationwide
Eddie Bauer to close stores 27 stores and more after January
Cache will close all stores
Talbots closing down specialty stores
J. Jill closing all stores (owned by Talbots) Pacific Sunwear (also owned by Talbots)
GAP closing 85 stores
Footlocker closing 140 stores more to close after January
Wickes Furniture closing down
Levitz closing down remaining stores
Bombay closing remaining stores
Zales closing down 82 stores and 105 after January
Whitehall closing all stores
Piercing Pagoda closing all stores
Disney closing 98 stores and will close more after January.
Home Depot closing 15 stores 1 in NJ ( New Brunswick )
Macys to close 9 stores after January
Linens and Things closing all stores
Movie Galley Closing all stores
Pep Boys Closing 33 stores
Sprint/Nextel closing 133 stores
JC Penney closing a number of stores after January
Ethan Allen closing down 12 stores.
Wilson Leather closing down all stores
Sharper Image closing down all stores
K B Toys closing 356 stores
Loews to close down some stores
Dillard's to close some stores
Yikes!
Gotta scoot.... Enjoy the rest of your Sunday. See ya soon. :)
The shakes are all gone now.
But he does tend to babble incoherently now and then.
Now that's ugly........
Buck up kiddo. The sun is still shining in spite of Obama.
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