Since you seem to know a lot about them, round them up and send them on down here. We'll teach them how to build cars that sell for less than they cost to build ... and that don't fall apart after a year or two.
Michigan: ancient term used to describe various circumstances, the more common of which are "do-over" or "bailout" or "good grief it's so cold my knees just fell off!".
WAIT! That's what happens in Michigan. Keep the blue hairs there. They're already trained.
Since you seem to know a lot about them, round them up and send them on down here.
I hate to remind you, but most, if not all of them are down there already.....along with the rest of them from over the fuited plains and mountains majesty.
Nully was right, you are truly the "young" prize of all those cougars....aka bluehairs.......you have a really fine future ahead of you in that bingo bonanza flat, ugly world down there......
It is comforting you have the SEC championship game to revel in.
:-)