In the spirit of friendship and cooperation, we in the south where fine automobiles are built by profitable companies have decided that the bloated, rusting and mismanaged "big" 3 auto manufacturers that call Michigan home do indeed deserve a bailout.
Therefore, instead of sending the $25 billion and more the Michigan Midgets demand, we are sending 25 million bluehairs who are among the millions of Michiganders who were smart enough to flee the state before its collapse.
You're welcome.