[catpuppy]

In the spirit of friendship and cooperation, we in the south where fine automobiles are built by profitable companies have decided that the bloated, rusting and mismanaged "big" 3 auto manufacturers that call Michigan home do indeed deserve a bailout.

Therefore, instead of sending the $25 billion and more the Michigan Midgets demand, we are sending 25 million bluehairs who are among the millions of Michiganders who were smart enough to flee the state before its collapse.

You're welcome.

[Lakeshark]

Hey, your state voted for Obambi, and now gets its just dessert in the most ironic of ways.

More bluehairs than ever will be assigned to Floriduh, as Obambi strives to keep his promises to that demographic that helped elect him. I trust your services will continue to be valuable, knowing that they need a positive fairy tale story input from the daily reality of hot, flat, and ugly.......

Your beach patrols will be majorly enhanced as a result of the increase of silver cougars.