Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
But you are cold, miserable and getting empty fast. Please don't worry about running out of food. The crow you have left to eat will last for several more years, especially since it remains perpetually frozen in your winter paradise.
Now go bail out your own auto makers who, appropriately enough, are whining for a "do-over" just like Michigan and its lone fan did when Ohio State beat them a couple of years back. :>)
True indeed and we here in the sunny south have so many to love
Unlike the "big" 10 where sluggish is a way of life and losing comes naturally.
... and fully delusional.
Is frozen crow hard to swallow? Or are you choking in sympathy with the Wolverines?
The recent spate of lake effect snow, ice/rain/sleet/sleetingrain has obviously warped the finned one.
He’s swimming in circles grinning like a madman convinced that he’s seeing balmy weather while dodging chunks of thickened lake water.
j/k
What’s been going on during my considerable amount of time away?
BLUE HAIRS DRIVIN’ IN MY LANE
As recorded by Pinkard and Bowden
Based on Blue Eyes Cryin’ In The Rain by Fred Rose
INTRO: (Spoken)
Well, we’d like to do a kind of a tribute song, now
This is a tribute to all them sweet, little old ladies
“God Love ‘em.”
That drive around in front of you all the time
On the streets of Nashville, or wherever you may live.
In the taillight’s glow I see ‘em
(What do we call ‘em, Sandy?)
Blue Hairs Drivin’ In My Lane
When she hit me and departed
I knew there’d be no insurance claim
Lucky I’m a paid-up member
Here comes good old Triple-A
From the tow-truck I remember
Blue Hairs Drivin’ In My Lane.
TALK:
Let’s hit it- (Inst.)
Richard, that’s nice, but it don’t sound like Willie Nelson
Well, man, I’m sorry, I can’t play like Willie, you know that
Let’s give “Rugged” Robb a chance.
Take it Rob.
I’d be ashamed to. (imitates Willie Nelson on guitar)
Sounds a lot like Willie Nelson
Boy, that really sounds like Willie.
Someday on the streets up yonder
They’ll be no-o chevrolets
In a land that knows no parking
And no more Blue Hairs Drivin’ In My Lane
Sports One, or bambi one?
There. Fixed it.
Mornin' Nully. How's your dad?
nully hasn’t been able to pay a monthly check for two years.
catpuppy has been reduced to living off of cougars.
The good news is that in his neck of the woods most of the wimin think he’s a young man.
The bad news is, by comparison, he is...
Yesterday he was reasonably alert. They got his heart rhythm stabilized, but the rate was very slow ~45.
Barely eating. Not out of the woods yet, but seems to be headed that way.
Good; glad he is improving. It’s scary when they get to that age. Seems like something relatively minor can escalate pretty quickly. My dad wil be 83 in February. Still in reasonably good health, but I worry about him since my stepmom died. He’s no good at being alone.
Ummmm. Keep him away from escalators...
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