The recent spate of lake effect snow, ice/rain/sleet/sleetingrain has obviously warped the finned one.
He’s swimming in circles grinning like a madman convinced that he’s seeing balmy weather while dodging chunks of thickened lake water.
j/k
What’s been going on during my considerable amount of time away?
We stayed in contact with the warden. He said you were doing well, considering the length of your sentence.