Posted on 01/16/2008 12:46:17 PM PST by Lucky9teen
(L-R) Democratic presidential hopefuls, Illinois Senator Barack Obama, New York Senator Hillary Clinton and former North Carolina senator John Edwards greet the audience before the start of a debate in Las Vegas. Republican White House hopeful Mitt Romney touted his business background as a balm in turbulent times as worries about the stuttering US economy moved to the foreground of the presidential contest.
"And then, Bill put his hands on the top of Monica's head, just like this...
"My morning routine is simple. First, I shampoo my hair with Breck..."
I hate the way Mrs. Bill Clinton tries to act like she’s all popular, wouldn’t surprise me if she was waving and pointing at nobody.
I wonder if she and her husband have any real friends.
Maybe her and Huma have a game going on, like “Where’s Waldo?”, except for them it’s Where’s Huma?
Maybe Huma runs around the audience and Hillary has to find her...
"I mean it is very, very small but sticky as hell. Just look at it! You can barely see it."
"I just can't seem to flick it off! No matter how hard I try."
"Hillary, Look at this damn thing. Would ya help me a bit here?"
"I suggest that you just chop off your fingers ... you moron."
"Nah, Just give it good flick ... Like This!"
"You people are idiots. You're not helping a bit. Just shut-up, I got a better idea. ... Watch This!"
"I'll shake this guys hand and mash it into his sleeve. The public is soooooo stupid!"
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Hitlery Clinton reacts to being the recipient of a classic "stink hand".
Work Work Work Work Work, Hello boys, I am missed you!
The lovely Ms. Stein. Hubba, hubba.
WHY ISN"T YOUR HEAD EXPLODING???
I love it when Edwards tries to act BUTCH.
Gives me chills.
/sarc
"I'se dont know nuthin bout shakin hands with dey colored folk."
So I gelded Bill like this, and I was running the White House ever since.
"Do what he say or de white woman gets it!"
"First we find out if the guy were suing has insurance. Next, I pretend Im just as poor as the litigants. Lastly, I use props-channeling, gruesome pics which may or may not be related to the case. Then I make big bucks going after people who werent really liable in the first place. If I can enrich myself this way, imagine what I can do for the country!"
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