[Rightly Biased]

Thanks to Backhoe but these should help

HTML Help Threads for Newbies
(And Anyone Else Who Needs It)

• The HTML Campfire
  
  
• Formatting Messages with Outlook Express (HTML Bootcamp)
  
  
• Basic html formatting
  
  
• R U new? Some Tips....
  
  
• HTML for FReeper Newbies
  
  
• HTML Sandbox (Original Thread)
  
  
• HTML Sandbox (Thread Two)
  
  
• HTML Sandbox (Thread Three)
  
  
• HTML Sandbox (Latest Thread)
  
  
• Reference HTML Cheatsheet
  
  (Also This for New Freepers)
  
• Revised & Updated! -- THE LEXICON OF FREEREPUBLIC -- (FR dictionary, more help for newcomers!)
  
  
• Fifth Edition of the Lexicon of FreeRepublic * * A helpful FR dictionary for newcomers * *
  
  
• Updated FR Excerpt and Link Only or Deny Posting List due to Copyright Complaints
  
  
• Posting refresher course - Please read
  
  
• Way too many duplicates and vanities. Please read - again. (Welcome Newbies)

• Merry Christmas from Olive, and the rest of the herd

[Vision]

All Freepers held in high regard deposit $10,000 a month to a Swiss bank account only I have the address for.

Don't miss out.

[lowbridge]

moron (preferred spelling - "maroon"),

And "moran"

[MizSterious]

You left out—when someone complains about a network show, always be sure to say you threw out your teevee years ago, and berate anyone who still has one.

;)

Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas! (A happy holiday is optional.)

[Graybeard58]

This really should be in “Breaking news”.

[denydenydeny]

And don’t forget on any movie thread the need to announce to everyone that you haven’t watched a movie in years

[BigBlueJon]

This should really not be in BREAKING NEWS.

Just kidding......Made you look.

But really.....this is series and it could be very hugh.

[najida]

And don’t forget the Lazarus threads, where a 1, 2 even 5 year old thread is resurrected with a reply like “I agree!”
So everyone jumps in the discussion again. :)

[martin_fierro]

IBTZ

[MotleyGirl70]

I love it Graybeard!

Lol...

If you can squeeze it in there, also let folks know that you don't own a television set anymore and haven't since 1967.

You forgot one though:

When in General/Chat and there's entertainment news on a celebrity, movie or a music band reuniting which you have no interest in, a good FReeper always clicks on the thread and posts "Who cares."

[CholeraJoe]

I only have one TV and I tuned it to Fox News in 1999 and ripped off the knob. I believe in Black helicopters, White SUVs, AIDS as a CIA conspiracy, the Bilderbergers/Illuminati/Trilateral Commission/CFR/Masons control everything, and that if we just elected Ron Paul everything would be hunky dory.

Do I qualify?

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Caused by Global Warming / George Bush’s fault

[Sam's Army]

"I have credit cards but pay all balances if full every month", extra points if yours is the first reply on the matter."

I have credit cards, but my wife and I disagree on paying off the full balance most of the time.

How many points do I get for that?

[dakine]

“...proudly proclaim that all your kids are home schooled and geniuses to boot.”

hahaha...Home Run...!

I guess I should read the rest of your post....I need some more laughs...

I like to say: “sanctimony is my name” for certain type of posters...

[JRios1968]

I like cheese...

[avacado]

"noob? That just sounds dirty!"

[andy58-in-nh]

Mind if I hijack your thread? LOL! I mean, excuse me for putting on my tin foil hat here, by I think the black helicopters are on to you. Better post your opus now, before you’re zotted by the mods or worse, before we all get the dreaded message “This Thread Has Been Pulled - Reason: Just Because”.

[day10]

Thailand?

[Redcloak]

Don't forget to mention that unfortunate incident between your sister and the møøsë.

[Onelifetogive]

extra points if yours is the first reply on the matter.

Your odds of pulling this one off are much better if you skip reading the article...