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12-yr-old relies on Worl of Warcraft knowledge to fend off real life moose attack
http://razorwire.warcry.com/news/view/79504-12-yr-old-relies-on-WoW-knowledge-to-fend-off-real-life-moose-attack ^

Posted on 12/03/2007 10:33:04 AM PST by marthemaria

This is the kind of story that you know can't be made up, it's just too bizarre. And it's in Norwegian

(http://www.nettavisen.no/innenriks/article1453635.ece) so I'll just have to take it at face value. Here's the basic rundown: The boy and his sister were taking a shortcut through the woods on the way home from school when they came upon a moose who got aggressive. The kid started shouting to distract the moose while his sister ran away and when faced with a very irate and very large mammal did what he had done many times before while playing his Hunter in World of Warcraft. He fell over and feigned death. Eventually the moose lost interest and toddled off. And now, I see the boy years from now telling this story:

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Funniest thing though, when I ran the original story through the first online translator I found, the game was converted as "World shame Warcraft". I'm thinking that's more accurate than using "of".


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cheese; moose; sister
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To: marthemaria

He let it bite his sister instead?


21 posted on 12/03/2007 12:13:05 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: marthemaria

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Why the smart money is on Duncan Hunter
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Posted on 11/15/2007 3:43:17 AM PST by Kevmo


22 posted on 12/03/2007 1:00:49 PM PST by Kevmo (We should withdraw from Iraq — via Tehran. And Duncan Hunter is just the man to get that job done.)
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To: marthemaria
Funny!

Here's a ChristMoose story for you all, with a link to the full story.

http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/wildlife/moose/story/9484450p-9394676c.html

23 posted on 12/03/2007 1:25:48 PM PST by Theresawithanh (FRED!)
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To: RabidBartender
Screaming “Leeeeeeeroy Jenkins” and running around everyone doesn’t have the desired effect, either.

But at least you'd have chicken.

24 posted on 12/03/2007 5:51:17 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: marthemaria

Now the Question is if she applied knowlege she learned from Khorne, what would of happend?


25 posted on 12/03/2007 9:53:17 PM PST by John Will
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