Cheese whizzes: We're reinventing the wheel - it's the American whey

Philadelphia Daily News ^ | 10/25/07 | Don Russell

[MoochPooch]

Velveeta makes great fish bait. Repels humans (me, anyway) but attracts trout.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Bump!

[TASMANIANRED]

“To make a really premium quality cheese, you’ve got to have passion.”

Do not ask about the secret ingredient.

[punster]

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“”Anybody can make cheese - it’s not that complicated,”

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As they say, where there’s a swill, there’s a whey.

BTW: There is the old favorite song, by Stephen Foster, “Whey down upon the Swanee River”.

In the middle east, there was a terrible battle between the curds and the wheys. Later, a movie was made, starring Michael Renin. It makes me cheddar. Where did I hear about this battle? I was listening to the Rush Limburger show.

Jack visited the creamery, and asked to speak to the big cheese, aka the head cheese. The staff told him, “He’s an Monterey, Jack.” Jack said that left him feeling colby, inside.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

“Whey down upon the Swanee River”

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Pardon me, but it was the Bleu Danube.

A side note: the ropes between the beefy guard rails that prevent people from falling into the water are called the Cordon Bleu.

[wizr]

It ain’t whedda ya win o’ lose ... it’s how ya cut da cheese!

[Yardstick]

*Applause*

[Armedanddangerous]

I do like cheese...

And bacon

Lord forgive me I do loves da bacon..mmm MMMmmm..

[Alamo-Girl]

LOL!

[upsdriver]

Cheese whizzes: We’re reinventing the wheel - it’s the American whey

I nominate this for a Best Headline Award!

[pissant]

I Havarti seen this thread, and frankly, I don’t give Edam.

[Quix]

Sounds wonderful . . . delectable . . . all fine and good . . .

but . . . it doesn’t say a thing about

which whine with the cheese

and whether the moose ate the cheese before or after showering with my sister.

After all . . . these questions are series and hugh!

/something or other

[southernnorthcarolina]

Every Sunday, the dairy farmers in Wisconsin go to church and sing “What a Friend We Have in Cheeses.”

[Velveeta]

Awwww...Cheez Wiz...SOA,

You like me.

You Really REALLY like me!

[lowbridge]

"Velveeta, sorry I've got to say this but you don't know Jack," the Swiss ham at the deli said wryly as he made a turkey sandwich.

Now thats a gouda joke!

[Reaganesque]

Whoa! What is that smell?! Did someone cut the...oh, nevermind.

[wizr]

That WAS a real pepper, Jack!

[Tanniker Smith]

I usually just buy the 5 lb brick at Costco.
Okay, so I'll get some meunster or provolone on the weekends at the deli.

[anymouse]

I think the editors were being a bit lactose intolerant in writing this headline. :)

What’s cheese without a little whine to go along with it. ;)