[punster]

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“”Anybody can make cheese - it’s not that complicated,”

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As they say, where there’s a swill, there’s a whey.

BTW: There is the old favorite song, by Stephen Foster, “Whey down upon the Swanee River”.

In the middle east, there was a terrible battle between the curds and the wheys. Later, a movie was made, starring Michael Renin. It makes me cheddar. Where did I hear about this battle? I was listening to the Rush Limburger show.

Jack visited the creamery, and asked to speak to the big cheese, aka the head cheese. The staff told him, “He’s an Monterey, Jack.” Jack said that left him feeling colby, inside.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

“Whey down upon the Swanee River”

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Pardon me, but it was the Bleu Danube.

A side note: the ropes between the beefy guard rails that prevent people from falling into the water are called the Cordon Bleu.

[southernnorthcarolina]

Every Sunday, the dairy farmers in Wisconsin go to church and sing “What a Friend We Have in Cheeses.”

[Rennes Templar]

I gouda give you credit, that was a muenster pun!