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Kenyan monkeys make 'lewd signs' at women
www.telegraph.co.uk ^
| 10/24/2007
| Fox News
Posted on 10/24/2007 1:44:05 PM PDT by ThinkingBuddha
Edited on 10/24/2007 1:49:20 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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[Who's a cheeky monkey?] A troop of monkeys has been making "lewd signs" at women and children trying to harvest crops south of Nairobi, and the farmers feel so harassed that Kenyas Wildlife Service is sending in animal-control teams to confront the animals.
The creatures apparently have no respect for women The monkeys in the Kabete area even earned a mention in parliament last month when the local MP Paul Muite said his constituents feared the monkeys would sexually harass them.
"Can the minister deploy game rangers in Karai location in Kabete to deal with the monkey menace?" he asked the tourism and wildlife minister, Morris Dzoro, to laughs in the chamber.
"These creatures have clearly shown that they have no respect for women."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2007/08/26/noindex/wmonkeys124.xml
TOPICS: Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: animalkingdom; cheekymonkey; macacamoment; monkeys
They could send them to Isiah Thomas and the New York Nicks!
To: ThinkingBuddha
A troop of monkeys has been making "lewd signs" at women and children trying to harvest crops south of Nairobi
Here in the U.S. they would've been registered as sexual offenders and everyone of them would be wearing ankle bracelets. That is, unless they were liberal monkeys and voted democrat.
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posted on
10/24/2007 1:51:09 PM PDT
by
adorno
To: ThinkingBuddha; Revolting cat!
Monkeys is der crazzzzziest people.
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posted on
10/24/2007 1:54:01 PM PDT
by
weegee
(NO THIRD TERM. America does not need another unconstitutional Clinton co-presidency.)
To: ThinkingBuddha
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posted on
10/24/2007 1:55:49 PM PDT
by
golfisnr1
(Democrats are like roaches - hard to get rid of.)
To: ThinkingBuddha
Kenyas Wildlife Service is sending in animal-control teams to confront the animals. Those monkeys are gonna get spanked.
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posted on
10/24/2007 1:56:54 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
(Hubba Hubba...)
To: adorno
The next ting we’ll hear is that there was at least one consenting woman and there is now an AIDS epidemic in the monkey community.
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posted on
10/24/2007 1:57:08 PM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 . Moveon is not us...... Moveon is the enemy)
To: ThinkingBuddha
What, they're holding three fingers up in a "W"?
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posted on
10/24/2007 2:01:00 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
To: golfisnr1
Related to Bubba.
You're probably not too far from the truth. Bubba did visit Africa a few years ago, didn't he? Didn't his security drive him around for some "sightseeing" tour while he was there?
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posted on
10/24/2007 2:15:22 PM PDT
by
adorno
To: RepoGirl; Larry Lucido; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/24/2007 3:27:19 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(READ MY LIPS: NO NEW RINOS | FRED THOMPSON '08)
To: weegee
That reminds me of the meeting I had to attend today with the Senior VP of HR. "She's terrified of you. Stop thinking about her!"
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posted on
10/24/2007 7:11:49 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(We all need someone we can bleed on...)
To: ThinkingBuddha
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posted on
10/25/2007 2:30:34 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: ThinkingBuddha
Another no gun country has to call for help over the simplest things. I wonder what monkey taste like,,,, chicken?
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posted on
10/25/2007 3:46:44 AM PDT
by
MrPiper
To: weegee
Well...in my youth...there was a groups of primates in the Cincinnati Zoo who gave true meaning to "Spanking the Monkey" when on public display. True story...I saw them myself.
They were removed from public view and supposedly had 'behavior modification' training. I dunno...I think that once they discovered the 'benefits' of the game it'd hard to un-learn them.
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posted on
10/25/2007 7:04:03 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
To: ThinkingBuddha
Are they sure these are monkeys and not rap artists?
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posted on
10/25/2007 10:56:53 AM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
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