Kenyan monkeys make 'lewd signs' at women

www.telegraph.co.uk ^ | 10/24/2007 | Fox News

[ThinkingBuddha]

[Who's a cheeky monkey?] A troop of monkeys has been making "lewd signs" at women and children trying to harvest crops south of Nairobi, and the farmers feel so harassed that Kenya’s Wildlife Service is sending in animal-control teams to confront the animals.

The creatures apparently have no respect for women The monkeys in the Kabete area even earned a mention in parliament last month when the local MP Paul Muite said his constituents feared the monkeys would sexually harass them.

"Can the minister deploy game rangers in Karai location in Kabete to deal with the monkey menace?" he asked the tourism and wildlife minister, Morris Dzoro, to laughs in the chamber.

"These creatures have clearly shown that they have no respect for women."

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[ThinkingBuddha]

They could send them to Isiah Thomas and the New York Nicks!

[adorno]

A troop of monkeys has been making "lewd signs" at women and children trying to harvest crops south of Nairobi

Here in the U.S. they would've been registered as sexual offenders and everyone of them would be wearing ankle bracelets. That is, unless they were liberal monkeys and voted democrat.

[weegee]

Monkeys is der crazzzzziest people.

[golfisnr1]

Related to Bubba.

[SIDENET]

Kenya’s Wildlife Service is sending in animal-control teams to confront the animals.

Those monkeys are gonna get spanked.

[bert]

The next ting we’ll hear is that there was at least one consenting woman and there is now an AIDS epidemic in the monkey community.

[Old Sarge]

What, they're holding three fingers up in a "W"?

[adorno]

Related to Bubba.

You're probably not too far from the truth. Bubba did visit Africa a few years ago, didn't he? Didn't his security drive him around for some "sightseeing" tour while he was there?

[lesser_satan]

Misogynist monkeys ping!

[Revolting cat!]

That reminds me of the meeting I had to attend today with the Senior VP of HR. "She's terrified of you. Stop thinking about her!"

[Daffynition]

[MrPiper]

Another no gun country has to call for help over the simplest things. I wonder what monkey taste like,,,, chicken?

[Tainan]

Well...in my youth...there was a groups of primates in the Cincinnati Zoo who gave true meaning to "Spanking the Monkey" when on public display. True story...I saw them myself.

They were removed from public view and supposedly had 'behavior modification' training. I dunno...I think that once they discovered the 'benefits' of the game it'd hard to un-learn them.

[VRWCmember]

Are they sure these are monkeys and not rap artists?