[adorno]

A troop of monkeys has been making "lewd signs" at women and children trying to harvest crops south of Nairobi

Here in the U.S. they would've been registered as sexual offenders and everyone of them would be wearing ankle bracelets. That is, unless they were liberal monkeys and voted democrat.

[bert]

The next ting we’ll hear is that there was at least one consenting woman and there is now an AIDS epidemic in the monkey community.