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Must-see Mythology-ish Movies
CTV.CA ^ | 8/1/07 | Darren O'Donoghue

Posted on 08/01/2007 7:38:44 AM PDT by qam1

In honour of the release of "300" on DVD, we take a look back our favourite "oh-so-bad," from-the-'80s mythology-ish movies that we hate to love.

Long before Peter Jackson and his "Lord of the Rings" trilogy legitimized the genre, these movies dwelt somewhere between the A minus and B-movie grades and have since earned themselves cult status among a certain Gen-X cohort.

Let's be clear, we're not talking the overwrought sword and sandal variety such as "Gladiator" or "Troy," or those with long talkative sequences and fits and spurts of action, but those of the only decade in history in which they could have been produced - the over-the-top excessive 1980s.

While they do contain moments of mild winking-at-the audience-humour, generally the creators (big names like Wolfgang Peterson, Ron Howard and Terry Gilliam) of these movies took themselves so seriously, the results were a misplaced earnestness that we just can't help but laugh at. And, needless to say, time has not served them well.

Nestled in the years between the "Star Wars" effects advancements and the landmark Jurassic Park CGI achievements, their hokey heroes were surrounded by a medley of stop-motion animation, Henson-style puppetry and awkward costuming.

What follows is the best of the worst, those that made no attempt at tongue in cheek, or irony - just plain old fantasy flicks that were all filmic faux pas to the very last frame. Semi-mythological, semi-serious, fully pulped.......


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To: Malacoda
I'll second that, and add the greatest B movie of all time: Barbarian Queen, starring Lana Clarkson, who was murdered by Phil Spector.

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21 posted on 08/01/2007 9:08:09 AM PDT by lesser_satan (Fred Thompson '08)
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To: qam1

If you go back further you would find several hercules movies staring Steve reeves, also the Sinbad series. By todays standards they are hokey but in their time they were quite good.


22 posted on 08/01/2007 9:12:43 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: RepoGirl
John Amos ... in a g-string. Oh. My. God.

"Florida!"

Heh. Dy-no-mite!

How about that movie "LadyHawk" with Mathew Broderick? Wasn't Rutger Hauer in that too?

23 posted on 08/01/2007 9:13:00 AM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (For evil to win, it is only necessary for Jimmy Carter to be considered a role model.)
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To: qam1

The only statement I can make about Mark Singer is “ He doesn’t have an acting bone in his body”.


24 posted on 08/01/2007 9:18:33 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: discostu

Thanks for the tip. I’ll be sure to catch the pilot. Let’s just hope it’s more like “Battlestar Galactica” and less like “Jake 2.0”. :)


25 posted on 08/01/2007 9:20:41 AM PDT by monkfan
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To: qam1
but those of the only decade in history in which they could have been produced - the over-the-top excessive 1980s.

I'm confused, was this some thinly-veiled attempt to blame Reagan for these movies?

26 posted on 08/01/2007 9:22:34 AM PDT by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: monkfan

From what I can tell, not much info yet, it seems to be following in the footsteps of the 1980 movie. I can distinctly hear the Queen theme song in the background during the commercial. Which I think is good, I think Flash Gordon always worked best with tongue in cheek. But only time (10 days to be specific) will tell.


27 posted on 08/01/2007 9:24:06 AM PDT by discostu (indecision may or may not be my biggest problem)
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To: To Hell With Poverty

Oh yeah! I remember that film — don’t think I saw it all the way through. Rutgar Hauer is always fun. Wasn’t he a wolf by day, and his girlfriend was a hawk by night?


28 posted on 08/01/2007 9:32:38 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: qam1

Jason and the Argonauts (1963)

Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977) (Jane Seymour ‘nough said)


29 posted on 08/01/2007 9:55:53 AM PDT by Lost Dutchman ("Weep for the future Na'Toth, Weep for us all." (G'Kar-Babylon 5))
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To: qam1

Excalibur (1981)
Flesh+Blood (1985)
Hawk the Slayer (1980)
LadyHawke (1985)
Lionheart (1987)
Red Sonja (1985)
Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (1984) — the greatest movie of this genre. I can’t believe they missed it. Sean Connery as The Green Knight is so great.
The Navigator: A Mediaeval Odyssey (1988)


30 posted on 08/01/2007 11:15:04 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: Lost Dutchman

Must be from the 80s.


31 posted on 08/01/2007 11:15:39 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: qam1
Or The Princess Bride?

I have a son and a daughter who are adults now. Starting in about middle school the two of them watched "The Princess Bride" and "Labyrinth" about a million times. They had memorized every word.

In high school they used to gather their friends together for a night of food, drink, food, drink (you know teenagers) and watching these two movies. With the whole crowd repeating every line of the script along with the actors/actresses.

They wore tapes out repeatedly.

I bought them on DVD for my son's 29th birthday - he was thrilled.

32 posted on 08/01/2007 12:35:17 PM PDT by Roses0508
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To: qam1

Clash of the Titans (1981)
Dragonslayer (1981)
Time Bandits (1981)
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Beastmaster (1982)
Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)
Krull (1983)
The Neverending Story (1984)
Legend (1985)
Willow (1988)

hah.. that reads like a list of my favourite movies!


33 posted on 08/01/2007 1:51:36 PM PDT by absolootezer0 (stop repeat offenders- don't re-elect them!)
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To: RepoGirl

she was an owl, and i think she was animal in the day, him by night.


34 posted on 08/01/2007 1:54:45 PM PDT by absolootezer0 (stop repeat offenders- don't re-elect them!)
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To: absolootezer0

oops.. not owl.. i’m thinking something else.


35 posted on 08/01/2007 1:55:22 PM PDT by absolootezer0 (stop repeat offenders- don't re-elect them!)
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To: qam1
It's inconceivable that "Princess Bride" is not on the list.

I know--talkative. But, as you wish.

36 posted on 08/01/2007 2:00:09 PM PDT by Mamzelle (Down with Mel Martinez)
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To: qam1

We watched Clash of the Titans last night....
creepy getting this ping this morning... strange coincidence...


37 posted on 08/01/2007 2:50:45 PM PDT by LibertyGrrrl (http://www.conservativepunk.com)
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To: qam1

What? No “Princess Bride”?


38 posted on 08/01/2007 2:53:38 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur (Save Fredericksburg. Support CVBT.)
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To: monkfan
Flash Gordon (1980)

I loved that movie. I still have the soundtrack...on vinyl baby!

39 posted on 08/01/2007 4:49:26 PM PDT by Jotmo (I Had a Bad Experience With the CIA and Now I'm Gonna Show You My Feminine Side - Swirling Eddies)
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To: Jotmo

I don’t know much about collectables, but I would hang on to that for awhile.


40 posted on 08/02/2007 10:45:18 AM PDT by monkfan
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