Posted on 07/28/2007 8:35:56 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
FARGO, N.D. - A Moorhead man scheduled to be married today was arrested early Friday morning for having sex in a public place while wearing a kilt, and with a woman other than his fiancée.
Nathan Ross Blair, 24, and Chandra Schaefer, 20, were arrested after police received two reports within 90 seconds about 3:15 a.m. that a man in a black kilt was exposing himself and then seen having sex with a woman on a car in the 1000 block of North University Drive, according to police dispatch logs.
According to Cass County District Court documents:
Police found Blair and Schaefer intertwined near a pine tree after a friend pointed them out to police officers responding to the complaints. All three were walking home when Blair and Schaefer told their friend to keep walking. She turned around to see them having sex on the hood of a car, she told police.
When police shined a flashlight on the pair, Blair turned around and looked at the officer but continued having sex with Schaefer until the officer ordered him to stop.
Schaefer was then instructed to put her pants on.
When questioned by police, Blair denied exposing himself to passing cars or having sex with Schaefer on the car.
Blair, 630 Birch Lane S., was still wearing a kilt and a FOR SALE T-shirt when he appeared in Cass County District Court by closed circuit television Friday morning.
He pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor charges of fornicating in a public place and indecent exposure, convictions that could require him to register as a convicted sex offender.
Formal charges had not been filed as of Friday against Schaefer, 3407 46th Ave. S., Fargo, who was released after posting $300 bail.
She was wearing a shirt with Blairs first name and the logo of Blairs Disc Rolling, the Moorhead business he owns and operates, when she was booked at the jail.
Police noted that both appeared intoxicated when they were arrested and cited Schaefer for being a minor in consumption.
After posting $300 bail and being released from jail, Blair initially told a Forum reporter that the allegations against him were untrue and said he wanted to explain what really happened, but did not elaborate.
When called a second time and read a copy of the police report, he said he did not wish to comment on whether what it said was untrue.
Im sorry I even said that before I talked with my lawyer, and I shouldnt have even said anything, he said.
When asked if he was still getting married today, Blair said goodbye and hung up the phone.
When reached Friday, Schaefer said what she was accused of was not true, but she did not care, before saying she had no comment and hanging up.
Attempts to reach the fiancée were unsuccessful.
Well, the idiot may have hit it, but now his rep is shot to hell. The entire town knows he's hit on a fat chick. That's it. The guys at the bar will shun him. His friends pointed him out. He's socially toast! His business will suffer!
But he can cure this by getting arrested for propositioning the waitress at the truckstop! :-)
I wonder if he propositioned her by saying, “I’ve Got Fudge!!!!”
I snickered.
Everyone knows what a Scotsman wears under his kilt...shoes and socks.
At least that one! Hee hee
They say they’re not sure which photo is the real one? Well, if it’s the second one, then he’s a she.
(in my best Fargo accent) “Heyyy...what are dese strange prints on da hood of my car...deys shaped like a big ol butt don’t ya know. Yaaaa.”
Guess the wedding is off.
The Bowling Alley will still open as scheduled...
OMG,, Way way too much info!
All he had to say was “Hey, umm...” and point LOL!
(And that’s probably the best line he ever came up with.)
Then... he’s got her on the hood and somebody Yells, HEY STOP! so this genius turns around probably to see if it was a cop or just one of his goofy friends. He sees it is a COP! So what’s he do? He keeps on goin! LOL!!
Somebody has to shoot this guy! :-)
I think you misunderstood, it was an old Andrew Dice Clay routine, on how easy it is to pick up fat chicks, you just hold up a bag of chocolate and say, “I’ve Got Fudge!!! Hershey’s Chocolate Kisses, we’re talking Haagen Dazs!!”
Did they mistake him for a transvestite with the kilt?
I guess he’s “the funny-lookin’” one.
The provide "on your farm service"...
You betcha.
OMG, guilty times two!!!!
Plus he gets charged with bestiality.
Your point being?
Here come da’ judge.
giggle
It was destiny.
Isn’t the word “fiancee” coonass cajunmeaning “the one I’m bangin at the moment” ?
Guilty!
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