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Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts?
Jul 18 2007 | Vanity

Posted on 07/18/2007 5:22:46 PM PDT by charming_harmonica

No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?


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To: Darksheare

Don’t you take showers?


921 posted on 08/09/2007 8:06:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes, but I don’t like being able to be snuck up upon.


922 posted on 08/09/2007 8:07:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
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To: Darksheare

Can you find them something to jump off?


923 posted on 08/09/2007 8:08:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
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To: Darksheare

OH, that makes sense. Just be sure you mop up, or we’ll have mutant creeping mold in the tile grout.


924 posted on 08/09/2007 8:09:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
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To: sionnsar; darkangel82; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; rottndog; ...
You never know but when a dirigerbil is going to go down in flames... (or is that up in flames?)

Ahh. Well, no worries, there; I've been to the airfield and seen it, and it's full of hot air, not hydrogen.

The "dirigerbil" looks like a cross between a regular white and tan hamster, Ted Kennedy, and Baron Vladimir Harkonnen. It is a huge, furry, gas bag of a rodent that maintains altitude by keeping up its internal air temperature. It does this by ruminating on the sins of the Clintons, the shenanigans of algore, and the many misadventures of the abysmally indiscriminate (a.k.a. "the Left"). One might think that such thoughts would put the beast in a foul temper, but it's outward disposition is, actually, very congenial, and it seems to have quite an advanced sense of humor. The "dirigerbil" is decidedly conservative; indeed it is incapable of being otherwise. By some stroke of genetics, it is a natural Truth-teller, and a living barometer of justice, reason, and all else that is generally righteous. One curiosity: moored with a single line attached to it's harness, but left otherwise free, the "dirigerbil" always swings slowly around to point due North.

925 posted on 08/09/2007 8:11:42 AM PDT by HKMk23 (Nine out of ten orcs attacking Rohan were Saruman's Uruk-hai, not Sauron's! So, why invade Mordor?)
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To: HKMk23

What a novel critter! Maybe we’ll put one on our family crest, along with our motto, “Actually ...”


926 posted on 08/09/2007 8:13:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
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To: Darksheare
Organize before they rise...

Of course, I'm still looking for the opposite title, The Guide to Survival for Zombies...

927 posted on 08/09/2007 8:14:09 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

Unfortunately, as we are mostly wall, they tend to either run in circles or incessantly bounce off the plexiwall facings.
Dire Lemmings seem to have no socially redeeming value.


928 posted on 08/09/2007 8:16:10 AM PDT by Darksheare (Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
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To: Dead Corpse

Is that at Barnes&Noble?


929 posted on 08/09/2007 8:16:17 AM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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To: Tax-chick

Always do.


930 posted on 08/09/2007 8:16:45 AM PDT by Darksheare (Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
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To: Tax-chick

And, given the sheer size of the dirigerbil, this family crest would be emblazoned on what; Rhode Island?


931 posted on 08/09/2007 8:17:54 AM PDT by HKMk23 (Nine out of ten orcs attacking Rohan were Saruman's Uruk-hai, not Sauron's! So, why invade Mordor?)
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To: darkangel82

Dunno. I know Amazon has it.


932 posted on 08/09/2007 8:18:30 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Dead Corpse

They may be able to cobble together a similar tome for zombies.
Though I’m not certain anyone could read drool and putrescent scrawlings.


933 posted on 08/09/2007 8:19:57 AM PDT by Darksheare (Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
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To: HKMk23

Oh, that’s a great idea! Or we’ll adjust the size with computers. (Not me, of course, the teenagers :-).

Speaking of my uncounted offspring, there’s something suspicious going on the kitchen. See youse!


934 posted on 08/09/2007 8:21:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
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To: Darksheare
If we could decipher the Elder Scrolls of Yog-Sogoth, the zombies shouldn't have too much trouble.

Maybe we can put a plastic cover over a keyboard and set up 'em up with a small word processor to play with.

935 posted on 08/09/2007 8:21:52 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Darksheare
Though I’m not certain anyone could read drool and putrescent scrawlings.

What's so difficult about that? We can read everything else Maureen Dowd and Mark Morford have written.

936 posted on 08/09/2007 8:22:03 AM PDT by HKMk23 (Nine out of ten orcs attacking Rohan were Saruman's Uruk-hai, not Sauron's! So, why invade Mordor?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Now there would be entertainment.


937 posted on 08/09/2007 8:24:26 AM PDT by Darksheare (Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
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To: HKMk23

Ah!
Decoders!
Forgot about those.


938 posted on 08/09/2007 8:25:28 AM PDT by Darksheare (Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
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To: Darksheare

Possibly. None of our Zombies were from older cemeteries. Although, considering the areas the Castle has traveled to, we could have picked up one or two from various locales.


939 posted on 08/09/2007 8:28:36 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: HKMk23
Diri-gerbil? Hydrogen filled rodentia?

Oughta be easy enough to take care of them. Bottle rockets at twenty paces...

940 posted on 08/09/2007 8:30:35 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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