Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts?

Jul 18 2007 | Vanity

[charming_harmonica]

No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?

[Tax-chick]

Don’t you take showers?

[Darksheare]

Yes, but I don’t like being able to be snuck up upon.

[Tax-chick]

Can you find them something to jump off?

[Tax-chick]

OH, that makes sense. Just be sure you mop up, or we’ll have mutant creeping mold in the tile grout.

[HKMk23]

You never know but when a dirigerbil is going to go down in flames... (or is that up in flames?)

Ahh. Well, no worries, there; I've been to the airfield and seen it, and it's full of hot air, not hydrogen.

The "dirigerbil" looks like a cross between a regular white and tan hamster, Ted Kennedy, and Baron Vladimir Harkonnen. It is a huge, furry, gas bag of a rodent that maintains altitude by keeping up its internal air temperature. It does this by ruminating on the sins of the Clintons, the shenanigans of algore, and the many misadventures of the abysmally indiscriminate (a.k.a. "the Left"). One might think that such thoughts would put the beast in a foul temper, but it's outward disposition is, actually, very congenial, and it seems to have quite an advanced sense of humor. The "dirigerbil" is decidedly conservative; indeed it is incapable of being otherwise. By some stroke of genetics, it is a natural Truth-teller, and a living barometer of justice, reason, and all else that is generally righteous. One curiosity: moored with a single line attached to it's harness, but left otherwise free, the "dirigerbil" always swings slowly around to point due North.

[Tax-chick]

What a novel critter! Maybe we’ll put one on our family crest, along with our motto, “Actually ...”

[Dead Corpse]

Organize before they rise...

Of course, I'm still looking for the opposite title, The Guide to Survival for Zombies...

[Darksheare]

Unfortunately, as we are mostly wall, they tend to either run in circles or incessantly bounce off the plexiwall facings.
Dire Lemmings seem to have no socially redeeming value.

[darkangel82]

Is that at Barnes&Noble?

[Darksheare]

Always do.

[HKMk23]

And, given the sheer size of the dirigerbil, this family crest would be emblazoned on what; Rhode Island?

[Dead Corpse]

Dunno. I know Amazon has it.

[Darksheare]

They may be able to cobble together a similar tome for zombies.
Though I’m not certain anyone could read drool and putrescent scrawlings.

[Tax-chick]

Oh, that’s a great idea! Or we’ll adjust the size with computers. (Not me, of course, the teenagers :-).

Speaking of my uncounted offspring, there’s something suspicious going on the kitchen. See youse!

[Dead Corpse]

If we could decipher the Elder Scrolls of Yog-Sogoth, the zombies shouldn't have too much trouble.

Maybe we can put a plastic cover over a keyboard and set up 'em up with a small word processor to play with.

[HKMk23]

Though I’m not certain anyone could read drool and putrescent scrawlings.

What's so difficult about that? We can read everything else Maureen Dowd and Mark Morford have written.

[Darksheare]

Now there would be entertainment.

[Darksheare]

Ah!
Decoders!
Forgot about those.

[Dead Corpse]

Possibly. None of our Zombies were from older cemeteries. Although, considering the areas the Castle has traveled to, we could have picked up one or two from various locales.

[Dead Corpse]

Diri-gerbil? Hydrogen filled rodentia?

Oughta be easy enough to take care of them. Bottle rockets at twenty paces...