Political Anagrams

7/13/2007 | G8 Diplomat

[G8 Diplomat]

Using the site www.wordsmith.org as an anagram generator, I've been able to find some hilarious anagrams of various politicians and places. I thought they were good enough to share on FR. For example...

John Kerry = Horny Jerk

Albert Gore = Retro Bagle, Bear Gel Rot, Rat Beer Log, Grab Eel Rot

Hillary Clinton = Nylon Till Chair, Tyrannic Lo Hill

George Soros = Goose Rogers, Gore Sores Go

Dennis Kucinich = Induce Chin Skin

Barack Obama = Maraca Kabob

America = Acme Air

Election Results = Lies! Let's Recount!

Government = No Germ Vent

[MotleyGirl70]

I’m not in politics, but can you do me?

[So Cal Rocket]

MotleyGirl70 = Orgy Me Till ‘07

[MotleyGirl70]

LOL! Thanks!

I'll consider that for my new tagline :)

[onja]

Monkeys write= New York Times

[Enterprise]

The first one on the list is:

Tiger Molly - GOOD ONE WASN'T IT??

[Enterprise]

Rush Limbaugh = Uh, Gals Rub Him

[monkapotamus]

Jimmy Carter: Jam Cry Term I

Ronald Reagan: Adrenal Organ

Vladimir Putin: A Livid Prim Nut, Viral Dim Input, Trivial Mud Pin, Diva Limp It Run, Virtual Dim Nip

Mike Bloomberg: Bob Gore Me Milk

George Washington: Stoneware Hogging, Agreeing Ghost Now, Agreeing Gowns Hot, Engage Right Swoon, Reggae Thongs Wino, Agreeing Thongs Ow, Gangrenes Wig Hoot

Abraham Lincoln: Banal Charm Loin, Hairball Conman (doh!), Cranial Lamb Hon, Animal Blah Corn, Abnormal Clan Hi, Anal Monarch Lib (doh!!!), Ball Chain Manor, A Cornball Ham In

Alec Baldwin: A Ball Winced

Kim Jong Il: Joking Mil

Ann Coulter: Ale Corn Nut, Talc Neuron, Nuclear Ton, La Nocturne, Can Lure Ton, Clean Nut Or, Unclean Rot (eek), Rectal Noun, Cola Net Run

Chris Matthews: Hamsters Witch, Warmths Itches

[monkapotamus]

Fred Thompson: Fondest Morph, Depths Of Norm

Mitt Romney: Met In My Rot

Rudy Giuliani: Gaudily I Ruin, A Lurid Guy I In

John Mccain: Jam Inch Con

[G8 Diplomat]

Ha! LOL That one wins!

[G8 Diplomat]

LOL Very true

[G8 Diplomat]

LOL nice

An anagram of my real name is A Shark’s Eye

[G8 Diplomat]

Tony Blair = Brainy Lot, Lab In Troy, Tiny Labor
Stephen Harper = Panther Sphere, Sharpen The Rep, Sparper Pent eh?
Jimmy Carter = My Metric Jar, Try Jam Crime
Rudy Guliani = Aid Ugly Ruin, I Ruin Ugly Ad
Ronald Reagan = Radon Angler
France = Car Fen
Germany = Near Gym, My Ranger, Gray Men, Angry Me
Mexico = Mice Ox
Canada = A Can Ad
Toronto = Ton o’ Rot
Europe = Our Pee

This one isn’t politics but it’s funny (and true):
Dormitory = Dirty Room

[G8 Diplomat]

Marion Berry = Brine Armory

[grey_whiskers]

Vice President Albert Gore = Vast Pride Grab Re-Election

Osama bin Laden = 'e Abandon Islam

Packing to leave for Minnesota now. :-)

No more posting for awhile.

Cheers!

[Duck Fan]

Helen Thomas - Loathe she men, male hen host, ah the melons, neat helms ho, seal them hon

[G8 Diplomat]

I’m going to be driving through Minnesota too!

[Enterprise]

Here's some good ones on Maxine Waters:

Seawater Minx
Earwaxes Mint
Examines Wart
Examine Warts
Menswear Taxi (LMAO!)
We Remix Satan
Stir Wax Enema
Senate Wax Rim
Ex War Inmate
Raw Sex Inmate (LMAO!)
Sex War Inmate
Ten Armies Wax
Wax Me Nastier
Irate News Max
Mean Axe Wrist (Yikes!)
Exams Rat Wine (Probably makes it and drinks it)

[johniegrad]

Arlen Spector = Rectal person

[Enterprise]

Barney Frank:

Barker Fanny
Nearby Frank
Rank Bean Fry

[Enterprise]

Alan Colmes:

Canal Moles
Canals Mole
Salmon Lace
Loans Camel
Camel Salon
Mescal Loan
Acne Slalom