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Posted on 07/06/2007 7:07:33 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED
Men Are Just Happier People— What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park! . You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years .... maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
Some of us do NOT find these embarassing costumes the LEAST bit amusing! |
I have a soft spot for hounds.
My husband would say it’s between my ears but it’s really my heart..
No tongue.
Nothing sweeter than babies, puppies or bunnies.
How badly do you want tongue?
Not me wanting tongue...Monkitty want tongue.
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Ah, but now the question on everyone's mind is...
Was it Your bra?
Oh, gorgeous frame!
Happy Lord’s Day to you Meg. A little stronger, thank you.
Good Morning Everyone!
I am so glad you are back Soaring Feather.
We were getting lonely. :(
*Smiles*, thank you, Lost Dutchman. Each day, one day at a time.
;o) Thank you.
I am so glad you are getting better..It’s been a long time since I have had to take antibiotics..(I am such a grouch when I am sick.)
I have so many drug allergies that it’s a scary thing for me to take antibiotics, never know when one will backfire, then I have the worse case of the hives, oh dear, I have nearly died from those. Thank God, this one is okay.
One of my dear memories of my mother is of her rubbing anti itch cream over my welt swollen body. She had the same issues with drugs that I have.
Oh ouch..I hate hives..I had a terrible bout with hives ..not drugs but a change in fabric softener did me in.Eventually I had welts all over.Bufferin..of all things.. caused my throat to almost swell closed once many years ago.
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