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Americans Now Too Stupid To Name Own Children
Gawker.com ^
| 6/27/07
| Staff
Posted on 06/27/2007 7:56:35 AM PDT by Millee
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I gotta get in on this racquet!!
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posted on
06/27/2007 7:56:36 AM PDT
by
Millee
To: Millee
I could make a living between this and selling carbon offsets.
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posted on
06/27/2007 7:59:18 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rear view mirror.)
To: Millee
"I gotta get in on this racquet!!"
Here you go...
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:00:27 AM PDT
by
indcons
(Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily.)
To: Millee
“says they felt “enormous pressure” to find a strong-sounding boy name”
How about Thor?
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:00:29 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Zap Razdowler Rules!)
To: Millee
Though they had agreed on the letter "j," none of the names they came up with -- Jude, Julian, Jake, Jason, or John Jr. -- seemed original enough. Jaghoff?
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:00:56 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Millee
If you want a strong, powerful, masculine name, you can't do any better than Gaylord.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:01:12 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Millee
In March, the Benthams welcomed little Jackson Dean into the world. Jackson is a last name, not a first name.
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:01:39 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: Millee
Jackson fails my test. A name must be appropriate for every stage of life: baby, toddler, child, teen, young adult, adult, and elderly.
I cringe when I think that 60 years from now we are going to hear “Time to take your pills Brittney” from every nursing home.
What is wrong with “Jack” or “James” or even “Julius” for crying out loud? Why does every name have to be “unique”?
To: Holicheese
“says they felt “enormous pressure” to find a strong-sounding boy name” How about Thor?So when he goes to San Francisco, when he says, "I'm Thor," every guy will answer, "I'm 'Thor' too."
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:03:10 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: dfwgator
To: Millee
What to name the little testament to themselves once Mommy poops it out. "Poops it out? Um, I didn't realize you could get pregnant having sex that way."
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:04:50 AM PDT
by
jdm
To: Millee
No Kidding! I should let my wife know she helped find our Daughters name Eara (E - Are - uh ) an old Irish name which means ‘from the east’ Im Irish my wife is from the east.
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:06:00 AM PDT
by
N3WBI3
(Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak....)
To: Millee
Um, baby name books? They have ones that have 100,000 names in for 8 bucks at Barnes and Nobles. Why pay for a “naming consultant” to give you a list of names?
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:06:18 AM PDT
by
JenB
To: Millee
“”I wanted a name that would look good on a marquee or a political banner,””
Pathetic..
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:06:38 AM PDT
by
N3WBI3
(Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak....)
To: dfwgator
Jackson is a last name, not a first name. It is at my house ...
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:06:46 AM PDT
by
TexGuy
To: Holicheese
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:08:00 AM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
To: Millee
I avoided the issue and got a dog instead. His name is “Joe”.
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:08:32 AM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
To: Owl_Eagle
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:08:41 AM PDT
by
Chanticleer
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
To: Millee
Just call them all “snot nose” til they are fifteen....That will be $500 dollars please....
To: Millee
J?
I don’t know how about James or John. Keep it simple, stoopids.
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:09:13 AM PDT
by
mattdono
(150 Million bloodthirsty Arabs vs. 4.8 Million Jewish Israelis. That's not fair. [Off Sarcasm])
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