Why do we need a NEW Bionic Woman?

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[EveningStar]

I'm not BSing you. They're really doing a new Bionic Woman. What's next? A new My Mother, the Car?

http://www.nbc.com/Fall_Preview/Bionic_Woman/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bionic_Woman_(2007_TV_series)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0880557/

[teenyelliott]

crycry

[teenyelliott]

Didn’t I tell you? Bionic is one of my new diagnosisisis.

[agent_delta]

Come play in the clubhouse sometime.

[agent_delta]

vulture

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[teenyelliott]

I could bore you with the list, but suffice it to say I need several more of me. And it would be nice if at least a few of them were healthy. snottysarcasticsmileyguy

[JRios1968]

So, now you’re Elebenty Foot Tall Bionic Pleasant Caucasian Woman? Say it 3 times fast!

[agent_delta]

You need to take antio-bionics.

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[teenyelliott]

Well, if she’s hot, who could argue?

But what if she had a tattoo? ; )

[JRios1968]

...suffice it to say I need several more of me. And it would be nice if at least a few of them were healthy...

I am sure Mr Teeny agrees...

[JRios1968]

vulture

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film

[agent_delta]

But, if she had a tattoo, what would it look like when she’s 85 years old.

titter

[Clemenza]

Well, I was a fan of the films of Jamie Summers back in the 1980s...

[agent_delta]

Still, I am anybody.

[teenyelliott]

dood, i wish. apparently i don't vacuum enough, and sometimes i even leave clothes in the dryer. i think those are grounds for divorce. SORRY I HAVE BEEN BUSY PRESSURE WASHING AND STAINING AND PAINTING AND PUTTING FURNITURE TOGETHER AND CLEANING OUT THE GARAGE SO IT CAN BE RE-SHEETROCKED BECAUSE THE ROOFER FELL THROUGH THE GODDANGED ROTTED GARAGE ROOF, REPLACING FAUCETS AND LIGHT FIXTURES AND FEEDING BRATS AND ADMINISTERING MEDICATION TO GOD KNOWS HOW MANY BEINGS AND LANDSCAPING AND GENERALLY INCREASING THE VALUE OF THE BIGGEST INVESTMENT OF OUR LIVES , OH, AND GOING TO A MILLION #%#w%$^#ING DOCTOR'SS APPOINTMENTS, WHILE SOME IDIOT GOES OFF AND BUYS A GODDANGED MERCEDES AND PLAYS GOLF AND POKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pukesmileyguyflippyoffsmileyguy too

where the hail is that martini graphic when you need it

i think i might be entering the first stages of the blackness that is steve sighh

[teenyelliott]

titter

[teenyelliott]

rimshot

that always sounds dirty to mee whistle smiley

[teenyelliott]

teenylaugh

[agent_delta]

blinkblink

I saved you a bigmartini

[Old_Mil]

Because remakes of 70s shows are in after Battlestar Galactica was a success?

Next thing you known, they’ll redo Hogans Heroes and set it in Abu Graib.

[teenyelliott]

let's blow this popsicle stand

i need the hard stuff

bye everyone

see you on the dark side of the moon