REAL STIFF DRINK; MAN SUES SHAKE MAKER FOR 3-DAY ORDEAL(public service announcement)

NY POST ^ | June 6, 2007 | DAREH GREGORIAN and DOUGLAS MONTERO

[Liz]

A Harlem man has filed suit against the makers of the nutritional drink Boost, charging that the protein shake gave him the wrong kind of lift. Christopher Woods said that drinking cans of Boost Plus Nutritional Energy Drink left him with an erection that wouldn't go away. He said he had to undergo two medical procedures and as a result, he's now partially impotent. The case dates to June 2004, which is when he said his mother bought him a case of the protein drink in hopes he would bulk up. "It was supposed to be a health supplement," he said....... - and soon had a very visible side effect..."It was awful. It was painful. I would always wear jeans, but it was hard to go out, so I had to buy some sweatpants"

[Hegemony Cricket]

Harlem? X42?

[ClearCase_guy]

Boost Plus may end up paying this guy something. But I expect sales to increase and make up for it.

[agent_delta]

TaЯd ping!

Thanks ES!

[End Times Sentinel]

HOSEA 6:13  "THE LORD only GIVETH so many rocks.  When you got one, use it."

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

HOSEA 6:13  "THE LORD only GIVETH so many rocks.  When you got one, use it."

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

[Larry Lucido]

"Just call me the Master Shaker!"

[JRios1968]

Should have gone camping...

[grey_whiskers]

It'll never stand up in court!

Today's Political Limerick on this.

Cheers!

[agent_delta]

subtle tent reference?

[NCC-1701]

Christopher Woods. Oddly appropriate name don't ya think?

[JRios1968]

Quite feasibly...

[GoldCountryRedneck]

[CharlesWayneCT]

This sounds almost like a “viral campaign”, you know, where they use real life like an advertising space.

[LantzALot]

... said that drinking cans of Boost Plus Nutritional Energy Drink left him with an erection that wouldn't go away.

Some people just don't know when they're well off. My medicine men recomended that I drink Ensure, and all I get is hypoglycemia.

[LantzALot]

I went, I saw, I loved it.

[Liz]

Awwww——poor baby.

[Liz]

Laughing on the outside——crying on the inside?

[NRA1995]

Christopher Woods said that drinking cans of Boost Plus Nutritional Energy Drink left him with an erection that wouldn't go away.

What an uplifting experience that must have been

[LantzALot]

Yeah. That’s just what I was saying.